Hayden Presents: Corrupt Wish Game

[Fatboy_Rob]

Player A makes a wish, Player B corrupts that wish and makes their own, Player C corrupts Player B's wish and then makes their own and so on.

Example:
Player A: I wish for a new computer
Player B: Granted. Your computer explodes.
Player B: I wish for a can of coke.
Player C: Granted. It's poisoned, you die.

Like that. Just make the corrupting as creative as you can.

To start
I wish for a new Guitar Amp from Line 6

[schfifty]

Granted, Your guitar amp short circuits and ruins your humbuckers!

I wish for a new Computer Monitor

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted. Your computer's processor catches on fire and burns your monitor to ash.

I wish for an Endless supply of Coke (soda)

[schfifty]

Granted, however in a matter of 4 months your Kidneys and Liver fails...good going!

I wish for a ukulele!

[MrEcks]

Off-Topic:

Finally, I was going to start this game, but I waited for someone else to instead.

Granted, but it soon catches on fire in your hands, now you can no longer touch yourself.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

[schfifty]

Granted, But your swimming days are over...you got caught by a sea food fishermen and now you are swimming in a pile of tartar sauce and being eaten by people at the Bayside Bistro...sucks

I wish for 500k in RL US dollars

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted. But the money is counterfiet, you get busted by the FBI.

I wish i could have sex with Hayden Panettiere (( Girl in my Sig ))

[MrEcks]

Granted, but 5 seconds before you start your penis falls off.

I wish I had some penis glue for Hayden.

[schfifty]

Granted, However you accidentally glue it on backwards 0_o

I wish Hayden Panieterre was a man so everyone was depressed 

[Fatboy_Rob]

Granted, However you accidentally glue it on backwards 0_o

I wish Hayden Panieterre was a man so everyone was depressed 

(( omfg no! ))

Granted. But she quickly turns back to her normal Gender in 4 seconds.

I wish My penis wasent glued on backwards

[MrEcks]

Granted, but it only falls off again.

I wish we'd stop talking about Hayden's penis...

[Rodriguez]

Granted, We are now going to talk about MrEcks' Penis.

I wish my PC would work  plsplsplsplspls noban pplspls

[Gandalf]

Granted, but only until you insert a CD

I wish Sauron would blink

[Shifter]

Granted, But then sauron gets pink eye and is no longer able to watch the servers.

I wish I could get any girl I want

[Emilio_Barzini]

Granted , but the first girl you get cut your dick with a swiss knife !

I wish i have a key to the playboy mansion !