Pickuplines

[Samaron]

whats the lames pickup line you know
I'll start it off

Hey, wanna play carpenter first we get hammered and then I'll nail you.

[cDa]

First one i can remember ill post more later...

You like me, do i like u?

Ah da hell ill post em now

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!    

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!   

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.   

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.   

Do you want to see something swell?    

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!   

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?   

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?   

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.   

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.   

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.   

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.   

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.    

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.   

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?   

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?   

Pardon me, are you in heat?!   

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?   

So, you're a girl huh?   

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.   

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.   

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.   

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.    

You make my software turn to hardware!   

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.    

**Note this aint mine, Googled   

[tiderman]

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

haha nice one

[Trojan_Fabrizio]

Call your mum because you're not going home tonight.

Man: Give me a number between 1 and 10...
Woman: Umm... 7? :trust:
Man: You lose, take your top off.

[Paroxysm]

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you..

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Ill put U and I together.

[PMP]

Let's go to my place eat pizza and fuck!
1.No
Why you dont like pizza?
2.yes
(...)

[Sirricharic]

Hey Baby I got Skittles in my mouth, Wanna Taste The Rainbow?

Need help with your math problem Me + You = Love²

[Prometheus[NL]]

"Your Father Must have been a thief, because he stole two stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'

[UberPwner]

"Your Father Must have been a thief, because he stole two stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'

Awww

"I looks like hevean is missing an angel, because shes right here"

[DeeJay]

Guy: "Do you want to come with me and drink tea and makeout?"

Girl: "No"

Guy: "Why not?? dont you like tea?"

[Samaron]

there suposed to be lame not good I'll just change the topic name to pickuplines :P

[Prometheus[NL]]

All pickuplines are lame thats the point 

[PMP]

All pickuplines are lame thats the point 

Have you ever used one?

[Trojan_Fabrizio]

Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?

What's your name? :redface:

So... How you doing?

[stiffler2100]

you smell like farts.