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Reply #30 on: March 11, 2008, 05:44:45 am
Man:(to mother) Hey Is Your Daughter As sexy As you?


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Reply #31 on: March 11, 2008, 07:32:04 am
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Reply #32 on: March 11, 2008, 09:03:52 am
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Reply #33 on: March 11, 2008, 05:04:34 pm
Quote from: stiffler2100 on March 11, 2008, 12:19:21 am
is your face a light bulb or is it naturally a stupid shape? (im such a ladies man i get laid about 10 times a day with these lines)

*in professor voice* as you can see this "stiffler" fellow knows the correct way to lie...

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