I just wanted to finish my egg hunt!!!But no...Simple is not for Mr.PiMP, Mr.PiMP is unlucky and has to overcome all sorts of difficulties to gain his miserable $aurons :hit: -> :money:
Some DMer attacked me because I rammed him, he was on the middle of the road. I ran from his bullets. I told him to stop. I reported him.

Then we both waited, He said, "I'm going to grenade this car if you don't give me 5000$"
I reported him for weapon hacks, cause he couldn't have money for all the bullets he fired at me and not enough money for nades.
Then I got out of the car and beat the shit out of him. I almost got shot with m4.

I could see is pitiful threats. "You dea...*huh* XP"
And then he run like a sissy...

We went to the ammonation to pick up a katana. He must though he was a ninja or some shit like that...

When he came back, I just finish him...
I went back to my egg hunt...with a 4star wanted level...
But out of nowhere, someone started to threaten me...

Well, what can I say. I was scared, afterall, he was a weapon cheater. We never know, he might chase me with rocket laucher or some shit like that.
But I'm idiot enough to answer to this guy.

He said again"ayo are dead.d"
And I answered with a hit on him and:

What happend to him next idk...
About me, well I got the chiliad egg and went to SF airport in a bicicle. And as there was no heli, I jumped the bike on top of a small boot next the heli spawn and waited.
And finnaly some luck, cadet
Matias_Vokler appeared in a police heli and asked me to surrender.
I answered,"with one condition, take me to the last egg on top of LS skyscraper."
He agreed, and there we went. I got my egg, he got his 1000$ for jailing me.
And I had jail time with Mercutio.
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