Funny chatlogs [old]

[Rebel]

Matias_Volker: i just rammed a goat!
Rebel_Corleone: Beastiality much?

[Micx]

ADVERTISEMENT:big wanted party at grove street. Enter only if wanted, contact [SNP]Loop(25)
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Yesterday server got attacked/crashed for about 15 minutes, then i joined it again:

[GSFt]Sinamun: i know what the crash was !!!!!
Mike_Richman: Ddos attack...congrats
[GSFt]Sinamun: no it wasnt that
[GSFt]Sinamun: its my house
[GSFt]Sinamun: stand under the name and u crash trust me

oO

[Kitsune]

On Police Radio...

alex_wan(23): request heli pickp in LS international, Over.
Remnant(26): request denied, your to corrupt, Over.

[Roadkill]

Mike_Richman: Ddos attack...congrats

^^^ What a cocky reply...

[X~Shaheen~X]

KING: Advertisement, Argo quiz = Clowns?
Player 2: RAPE!
player 1:Rape!
Pm from player 4: RAPE OMFG!
player 6: rhape ?
Pm from player 8: rape
player 5: rape!
player 3:raping
player 7: molestation

i made argo quiz and i had a line that came to me which is pretty old but i re heard it and i thought id share it

Rape is no laughing matter , unless your being raped by a clown

so out of 30 questions i did for 1000 each
about 17 or so was just =clowns?
its been a week since i asked the first question yet whenever i ask it about 3-5 people still say rape i am a good rolemodel - also the ones who dont get joke are all confused why main chat was flooded with rape

[MasterNeo]

This Chat is Happen When 2 Stranger that i saved from Ocean NEar SF get in my car...Then I Pick Only One Of them...and i ran to LV then this Guy I Leaft At SF /call me....


Gangman(Phone) : Hello There
MasterNeo(Phone) : Wat U want??
Gangman(Phone) : I Will Give U 1000k if u kill him

((Then This Guy Seat As Passenger At My Car Say...))

[AV]Johannes : Whos That??
[AV]Johannes : GangBang??
MasterNeo : ROFL XD

[Obi1]

Lol john, was that gangman guy still after u when i left? lol

[Micx]

[GTAIV]neko_ceko: omg noob
[AVt]Lance: NO noobs here
[GTAIV]neko_ceko: there are noobs here

...

[GTAIV]neko_ceko: plenty

 
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In local chat, near our car:

[WSt]Dooms_Day(63) says: get in MrsSvensson
[ALS]Roel(70) says: Jcs never hop in Dooms car
[WSt]Dooms_Day(63) says: i just wanna talk

MrsSvensson got in...

MrsSvensson(74) says: Guess this is a kidnap
[WSt]Dooms_Day(63) takes Svensson's guns and locks the door

 
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xXDollysxX: remove me from jail or im gonna piss on the floor and some admins will lick it
xXDollysxX: remove me from jail or im gonna piss on the floor and some admins will lick it
xXDollysxX: remove me from jail or im gonna piss on the floor and some admins will lick it

...

xXDollysxX(21), was kicked by Abraham(12) for I told you, We aint licking your pee.

 
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I'm in girl skin, I'm being kidnapped, my friend came to help me, he got in our car...

Wannabe(63) stabs Sumiko in chest and he falls out of the car

...Nothing happened...

Wannabe(63) says: this is RP server?
[ALS]Micx(5) says: it is
Wannabe(63) stabs Sumiko in chest and he falls out of the CAR
[ALS]Sumiko takes Micx on her boobs. Nice:D

 

[Hess]

These screens are in order of events :

[Roadkill]

^^^ 

[Shinzuzu]

I saw this a while ago and screenshotted it, and now i decided to post it here.

Fastest respons of admins i have ever seen. 



Another funny one:

I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!

[Abraham]

I am an eye in the sky looking at you!
[LB]Jazz: PERVERT!

  :redface: , I remember that one.

[The_Wolf]

I am always last ... 

[Shinzuzu]

I am always last ... 

Haha  i see that rofl...

[Austin]

Lol you were all too late, that guy already left