Funny chatlogs [old]

[Fastshot]

looool hahahah xD i love it^^

[Claire]

Me and Maxy was watching someone and this guy "FuTuR3_Jockley" gets in the cat with Trobby888 which happens to be using female skin.

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Wanna go out?

Trobby888:No...we just met.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Just met for f**k?

then again

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.

[Maxy]

Yeah.. it was really funny  rofl..

[Juraj_horvath]

in RI:FC we were standing in a line.
AV Matias was next.
Frank_Hawk: /me searches Matias
Matias: /me loves when guards are searching him.
Frank_Hawk: ok, enter
Matias: /me erects
Juraj_Richman gave shit to Matias.

XDDD 
lmao i erect

or another 1

me and Dmitry was on Skype. We were waiting for our family mates to get to us.
Mike_Richman: coming guys
Jackson_Richman: yea coming
(me on skype): OH NO MIKE JACKSON IS COMIN TO RAPE US RUN FOR IT XD!

[Claire]

Some random guy: F**k you!

Gandalf: Is that an offer?

[Trobby888]

Me and Maxy was watching someone and this guy "FuTuR3_Jockley" gets in the cat with Trobby888 which happens to be using female skin.

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Wanna go out?

Trobby888:No...we just met.

FuTuR3_Jockley: Just met for f**k?

then again

FuTuR3_Jockley: I use condom.

Rofl, I got posted on that. 

[Duncan_James]

lol :

[Rstar]Austin (phone) says: Do U Marry Me ?
[AV]RiX_LV (local) says: dont marry him , he is fool ...
[Rstar]Austin (phone) says: u marry me ?
[AV]RiX_LV (local) says: he dont know how to marry & what to do in wedding's day ...  :hit:
[Rstar]Austin (local) says: get ur ass off this place , let me talk 
[Rstar]Austin is running over RiX with the golf bar to slap Him
[AV]RiX_LV (local) says : ouch waaaaaaaaaa , fool man
[Rstar]Austin (local) says: next time i'll cut ur head -*****-

   

[Austin]

I cant really remember it was about that subject, and also doubt i used that language. But i remember i slapped RiX a few times  lol

[RiX[LV]]

I remember this, only that story was longer

[Paroxysm]

I cant remember who it was but..

: I need a medic, I just got a bullet in my ass
me: That wasnt a bullet

[Jimmy_Moressi]

Someone is asking me how to get heroin in PM :

PM from ***** : do u know how to get heroin ?

Pm to ***** : yes , u go to one from the 2 chips (i writed it accidentaly   in SF and u type /finddrugs

Pm From **** : chips ? Do i eat it ?  :trust:

  

[Juraj_horvath]

Just saw this at LSPD:
Razor_Araatus: la-la-la-la
[WS]Legend: Razor sings like my grandma.
Razor starts to hit Legend
Juraj_Richman: hehe

[Abraham]

Admin chat...  :trust:

[Icarus]

Admin chat...  :trust:

Lmao... I expected somethin like that evenutally :P

[Maxy]

Yeah. Maybe because 2/3 of you are admins now O.o;