Funny chatlogs [old]

[Protonkid]

Protonguy: Wassup, dawg?
Jack: Nothing in particular, Cat.

ProtonSforza: Lionz, if a guy tries to kill you, what do I have to do? Buy the Dmer some flowers?

Mark_Proton: License Please
(The suspect): You can't su me for wreckless driving.
MArk_Proton: WHy not?
(More cops come)
The suspect: That's not a true crime.
Mark_Proton: OK, lets go meet Hess. WAIT!!!
(one cop tries to shoot the suspect, I punch him out and shoot him)
Mark_Proton: Oops...

During a chase
Mark_Proton: Surrender, please.
The suspect: NEVER!!!

During the same chase.
Unit 9: Mark_Proton: Need backup, over, over, over.
Unit 2: 10-4, over, over, over, over, over, over.
Unit 9: Over your head., over.

And a little bit later
Mark_Proton: SUrrender!
Mark_Proton: OUH! YOU HIT ME!
Unit 2: Sorry.

There was a duel, when I came with a firetruck and blew them away, a cop shot them both.
Dangerous_KI: Thanks
Mark_Proton: Only 1k each case 
Dangerous_KI takes out some cash and hands it to Mark_Proton.
Mark_Proton: I was kidding.
Dangerous_KI

Mark_Proton: Ady?
Ady_Sicillian: Yeah?
Mark_Proton: What are you driving?
Ady_Sicillian: A plane
Mark_Proton: So it was you who tried to kill us!
Ady_Sicillian: No way!
Mark_Proton: Tratatatatatatata! I heard that!
Ady_Sicillian: lol

The banana was removed from your mouth.
Mark_Proton: Hess! My banana!

[John_Vaughan]

Jack_Carver: noob
Ecks_Sicilian: No noobs here
*AdmCmd: Jack_Carver was put under banana rule by [ALS]Jay
[ALS]Jay: Dont call ppl names here.
*AdmCmd: Jack_Carver is lifted from banana rule by [ALS]Jay
Ryder_Sicilian: dont call ppl "names"??
Ryder_Sicilian: Jay you a name!!
[ALS]Jay: lol

[Watahell]

Random guy at TCL party: Ey Charus, nice sunglasses
[Rstar]Charus: Yeah, they are nice, but I can't take them off though.

[Protonkid]

Poor hostage :sig:

[Hyper]

You should have let somebody else post that. You are posting your own jokes... :roll:
I like them though, but it's just...
Posted on: October 21, 2007, 03:36:53 PMnurnalok: ADMIN CAN YOU SEND ME A GUN?!
nurnalok: ADMIN GIVE ME A GUN NOW!!
[WS]Hyper: ... right O.o

Posted on: October 22, 2007, 08:45:58 PMFlyingHat: How do I talk with megaphone?
[WS]Hyper: /m
liav: /m
papoj[UG]: /m or /megaphone
FlyingHat: ok thanks, lol
[NSt]Speaker: /m
... : /m
...
1 Minute later

FlyingHat: How do I talk with police radio?

I think I dont have to show you the logs that came after that question ^^

[UberPwner]

I asked Gandalf For Some Money
He suddenly spawned at my Location!

[NSt]PWN4GE: Thanks Gandalf!
Gandalf: No Problem
* Gandalf Walks Away
[NSt]PWN4GE: Want a ride Gandalf?
Gandalf: No, I'll Fly

bahaha
Makes me laugh.

[[Rstar]Razor]

I asked Gandalf For Some Money
He suddenly spawned at my Location!

[NSt]PWN4GE: Thanks Gandalf!
Gandalf: No Problem
* Gandalf Walks Away
[NSt]PWN4GE: Want a ride Gandalf?
Gandalf: No, I'll Fly

bahaha
Makes me laugh.

bahaha, good luck Gandalf, BTW, what hacks you use? 

[Hyper]

hmmm, let me think.
what about..   /fly

[backhander]

lol this midday i got reported for giving blowjobs
look my signature

[Maxy]

[20:44:40] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: i think we should all listen to me talk.. im good at it
[20:44:48] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Damn I wanna hear Jnn
[20:45:04] *chan* Jnn: keep dreaming
[20:45:13] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I'm gonna go to the little Mafia Hitman's room.. brb
[20:45:14] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: rofl
[20:46:18] *chan* [AV]Frank: Little rap star:=)
[20:47:21] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Reminds me of that parties people sing after they are very drunk :PPP
[20:47:27] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE LEGOLAS

[20:47:32] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I CHALLENGE YOU
[20:47:55] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: DO IT


lmao..

[Protonkid]

lol this midday i got reported for giving blowjobs
look my signature

I can't believe Mumin could do something like that  :conf:

[Obi1]

Me and a few other guys were being zombies cause it was haloween:

Obi_Solonik: /me 's dick falls off
Obi_Solonik: Sum1 pick that up please...
Ints_Sicilian: /me stamps on it
[GSFt]Ronny: /me eats Obi's Dick
Obi_Solonik: NOOOO!!! IM A WOMEN ZOMBIE, NOW I DONT HAVE ANY ARMPIT HAIR NOOOOO!!
ints_Sicilian: hehe

[Watahell]

[20:44:40] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: i think we should all listen to me talk.. im good at it
[20:44:48] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Damn I wanna hear Jnn
[20:45:04] *chan* Jnn: keep dreaming
[20:45:13] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I'm gonna go to the little Mafia Hitman's room.. brb
[20:45:14] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: rofl
[20:46:18] *chan* [AV]Frank: Little rap star:=)
[20:47:21] *chan* [TCL]Watahell: Reminds me of that parties people sing after they are very drunk :PPP
[20:47:27] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: FREESTYLE RAP BATTLE LEGOLAS

[20:47:32] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: I CHALLENGE YOU
[20:47:55] *chan* Maxy_Solonik: DO IT


lmao..

lmao man. Btw when I said "Reminds me of..." It was cuz Legolas was singing ( and he is good!)

[Protonkid]

I was walking around the Pershing square...
The poorman: Do you have some change?
The cop: Where would I keep it? In my bodyarmor? Get out of here, you, hobbo!

And I once saw cops confiscating one of Solonik's vehciles...
Solonik: NO! My tractor!

And once a guy have broken into the PD. When he raised his hands my bullet was on the way.
The suspect: HANDSUP = NO SHOOT! ABUSER!
Mark_Proton: You pissed me off.

[booom]

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