Funny chatlogs [old]

[James_Alterlis]

Officer A shout megaphone: Please stay inside, aliens attacking us!
James_Alterlis turn on siren
Civilians shout: ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aliens on squadcar!
Civilians running...

  =  :evil: ? 

[James_Alterlis]

It was me Matthew told about this one


(By RP Matthew knew that i love donuts)
Me:Prove me that you're real Matthew,though you have very high ping
Matthew:Mmmmmmm....Dooooonuts
Me:Darn you :P



(When i fell off the house in Fort Carson)
Me:Awhh!! My Leg! I think its broken!
Matthew:Stop fooling around!Get in the car!
Me:I cant ! My leg is broken! Cant stand up
Matthew runs towards Altair_Carter and magicly repairs his Leg

lol I saw this chatlog too, really funny
on the same time:

Chasing suspect on motorbike

James_Alterlis shout magephone: SAPD: Pull over now!
James_Alterlis shout megaphone: SAPD: Pull over no!
Suspect: ok
James_Alterlis shout megaphone: ehh, I mean now...
Suspect: *Escaped, lost on radar*
 

ehh... wrong quote 
I was gonna quote topic above 

[Fatboy_Rob]

I lawl'd hard.

There was a guy named Nigerian_Citizen. (Tonight)

Player A: (The N word.) citizen! please stop!!
John_Something: His name is Nigerian Citizen not (The N word.) Citizen lol.

It was a simple mis-reading of his name, but it was damn funny!

And from a while ago, Lionz kept banana'ing people left & right

[Matthew_Cipricla]

yup those (p) monkeys love  :banana: 

[Husky]

Thats what happen if u get spotted to Help a suspect :

you get suspected by 4 Officers at the same time 

[9r2e5i3k]

Thats what happen if u get spotted to Help a suspect :

you get suspected by 4 Officers at the same time 

haha, most wanted :P

[Aragorn]

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Guys the web site updated the HUMOR stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...

[polopolo]

What still keeps me in mind when I see Jaaskaa, is this:

Me: Hello, is this the FBI sexline?
Jaaskaa: I am not youre mum
Jaaskaa hangs up
Me on mainchat: COmmon babe, I also love non-mother chicks.

Or this, also sort of. Someone adviced me that the ARPD has an secret sex-line, and I needed to call it sayed someone, I called it, what I heard...

* polopolo rings the phonenumber

* polopolo hears the phone get answered

* polopolo says: Hello, is this the ARPD sexline?

* polopolo was shocked when he heared the voice of Pancher: Hello, wtf is this?

* polopolo says: uhm, nobody

* polopolo hears: Thank you for calling the ARPD officers complains and fireing number

* polopolo hears many beeps

* polopolo hears: Hello naughty boy, if you wanna have sex, then have good luck in youre near sexclub

* polopolo hanged up

Damn, that was really strange.... I hope my boss dont see this. :P

* polopolo shouts to the boss: That other officer did it!

[Dmitry]

LOOOL polo..
Why won't you go to the near sex club ? 

[Husky]

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Guys the web site updated the HUMOR stuff...
Just some suggestions, if you wanna your funny logs on web...

1. The logs should be written, not screened... As i do not have a time to type all I see from your screenshots...
2. The best is to make the nicks in logs in a bold text (check site humor pages).
3. The logs should be short...

Thanks...

My fault..sorry :redface:

[[Rstar]Razor]

this was a long time ago, but xcasio was an admin already    :devroll:


[Rstar]xcasio says: i have big ass i chinese
[Rstar]xcasio says: hello mr policeman
[Rstar]xcasio says: please
[Rstar]xcasio says: i give you this admin
[Rstar]xcasio says: you must rape
[Rstar]xcasio says: plise

another one

[Rstar]Charus says: nice driving
Troels_Jensen says: thanks
Troels_Jensen says: iam pround
[Rstar]Charus says: im gonna have to fine you
[Rstar]Charus writes a ticket of 75

here it goes ;O

Alan_White: Hey, what happens when you buy a safe?
Arthur_Carson: u lose cash

I was testing a guy for a passport and I asked him who weere the founders of Argonath.. well..

PM from Stuart: lenerlas, argon, kaltsu
PM sent to Stuart: lenerlas?
PM from Stuart: legerlas

Sentence of the year :O

Daniel_Corleone: being a hobo is expensive

NitrOx flaming me, quite funny LMAO

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[Brains]

Fanmums(19), was banned by Kentaur(31) for cheat spermbanned

[Dmitry]

HAHAHA spermbanned! that was a good 1 !
And really.. being a hobo itàs expensive? עםםג 1 

[Jaaskaa]

X_King_X_lol : I emailed my grandma earlier today
Jaaskaa_Kolta : I know, I received her


Crime of Chill_Corleone : Assult

Admin chat : Im gonna retart my computer
Admin chat : Roflmao retart !

John_Lob : This is the death squad, surrender or we will take care of your life

Polopolo : Im gonna rape himk
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Need help ?

Adminchat : crimson 43
Adminchat Crimson : 43 ?

Crazydude(11) : Unit 16 on duty
Maladoi_Araatus(6) : 16 ?
Crazrydude(11) : Ooops

adam_ryans bother everyone with his siren on
Xcasio announce : Would Adam_Ryans please turn off his siren ?

(5) joined server
(5) was kicked for get a name

Again a joke with my name :
A dude : Jaaska
Same dude : Jaaksa soz
Same dude again : Jaskaa
Same dude again : Rofl sorry Jaaskaa
Jaaskaa_Kolta : Are u drunk mate ?

John_Navarra(phone) : What a dumbf**k you are
John_Navarra(phone) : hahahaha
John_Navarra was warned by admin Jaaskaa_Kolta for No flaming here
John_Navarra(phone) : Sorry I only wanted to know how you would react

[Micx]

this was a long time ago, but xcasio was an admin already    :devroll:


[Rstar]xcasio says: i have big ass i chinese
[Rstar]xcasio says: hello mr policeman
[Rstar]xcasio says: please
[Rstar]xcasio says: i give you this admin
[Rstar]xcasio says: you must rape
[Rstar]xcasio says: plise

ROTFL! Unbelievable that he used to be like this :O