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Reply #60 on: March 13, 2007, 10:25:55 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs.....



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Reply #61 on: March 13, 2007, 10:57:52 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then...



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Reply #62 on: March 14, 2007, 05:47:31 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went


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Reply #63 on: March 14, 2007, 09:27:18 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in...

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Reply #64 on: March 14, 2007, 01:41:36 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom...


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Reply #65 on: March 14, 2007, 06:23:01 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came...



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Reply #66 on: March 14, 2007, 06:30:11 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed



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Reply #67 on: March 14, 2007, 07:40:06 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit....



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Reply #68 on: March 14, 2007, 08:09:22 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which



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Reply #69 on: March 14, 2007, 08:20:51 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9

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Reply #70 on: March 14, 2007, 08:25:35 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green


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Reply #71 on: March 14, 2007, 08:34:45 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and...



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Reply #72 on: March 14, 2007, 10:05:10 pm
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RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance

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Reply #73 on: March 14, 2007, 10:40:23 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over...



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Reply #74 on: March 15, 2007, 09:14:39 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head.



 


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