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Reply #90 on: March 16, 2007, 07:15:37 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes....


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Reply #91 on: March 16, 2007, 08:10:38 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger.


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Reply #92 on: March 16, 2007, 08:31:24 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that


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Reply #93 on: March 16, 2007, 09:34:07 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said


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Reply #94 on: March 16, 2007, 10:37:07 pm
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RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I...


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Reply #95 on: March 16, 2007, 10:55:56 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo...


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Reply #96 on: March 17, 2007, 01:10:14 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he...


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Reply #97 on: March 17, 2007, 02:04:08 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in


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Reply #98 on: March 17, 2007, 06:51:50 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre

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Reply #99 on: March 17, 2007, 07:42:53 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled


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Reply #100 on: March 17, 2007, 09:13:02 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A

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Reply #101 on: March 17, 2007, 10:34:53 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then


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Reply #102 on: March 17, 2007, 10:42:13 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot...
 


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Reply #103 on: March 18, 2007, 12:15:20 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses...


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Reply #104 on: March 18, 2007, 12:35:54 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they


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