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Reply #120 on: March 19, 2007, 08:41:14 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his


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Reply #121 on: March 19, 2007, 09:23:22 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs

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Reply #122 on: March 19, 2007, 01:14:21 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped...

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Reply #123 on: March 20, 2007, 01:02:11 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet...



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Reply #124 on: March 20, 2007, 01:08:09 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a

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Reply #125 on: March 22, 2007, 09:55:04 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone...

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Reply #126 on: March 22, 2007, 10:01:48 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone while raping a llama missionary style and jerking off a rhino horn while the ring was really on frodos balls and a giraffe was trying to suck it off while petey was busting a nut on the dog taped to the over sized phone...



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Reply #127 on: March 22, 2007, 10:15:26 pm
Sirrich, you added more than 2 words... lol


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Reply #128 on: March 23, 2007, 12:13:15 am
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Reply #129 on: March 29, 2007, 12:38:17 am
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis

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Reply #130 on: May 13, 2007, 08:44:47 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started



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Reply #131 on: May 13, 2007, 09:15:45 pm
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Reply #132 on: May 13, 2007, 10:36:38 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast


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Reply #133 on: May 13, 2007, 10:41:10 pm
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Reply #134 on: May 13, 2007, 11:38:25 pm
RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and

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