2 Word Story

[Innocent]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the

[mr smiley]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very

[Decy]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and

[Kerr]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about

[9r2e5i3k]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic

[mr smiley]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because

[Kerr]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly

[Gird3r]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly
motherfucker didn't

( I know this topic is old but i like this one more than all other word stories )

[Radagast]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his

[T r o j a n TM]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking

[Radagast]

strawberry condom

[Wayne]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass

[T r o j a n TM]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is

[T r o j a n TM]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she Orgasemed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didnt eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom Coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My english Cannot compute with your...i forgot because i'm mentally challendged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is oficially homosexuall but we

[T r o j a n TM]

RON banned my nutsack and i killed Santa while he jumped off a roof and landed on dog sh*t while a hooker started to swim in the pool of elephant pee when she orgasmed on lollypop stick that looked like a terrorist's head covered in Purple juice which was green when Jackie Chan molested Micheal while he cried for help. But everyone didn't eat the hot chocolate with yellow marshmallows because they were Condom coverd dog s*** ones that was pink. Then RON told me not to do that physical therapy which he hates because he killed himself with the therapists Big Fat donut, then the therapist dog ate Ronnel whilst Petey asked where the keys to his dogs NRG500. Then Petey went PPPKKKKKKGGGGG in the bathroom then Frodo came and showed his hobbit feet, which had 9 big green fingers and... White substance was over his head. Then a giant mutant Watti Came and said "My favorite Saying is My English Cannot compute with your...i forgot because I'm mentally challenged and love to suck George Bushes left finger. After that Petey Said "@*#^!!" I Need Frodo so he got in a Tyre and rolled Up A joint. Then he shot Ankepork asses because they Shat on Petey's best lingerie, when Ronnel saw their eatable big fat Gandalf rolls with Aragorn Condom licking pet which Virus Licked every day because he was hungry. Legolas Pulled up his penis hairs and taped the licking pet to a Mobile Phone 's penis and started shoving it very fast into his a-hole and had the doctor very curious and confuzzled about his gigantic tumor because a silly motherfucker didn't lick his jizz licking him ass. Gandalf is officially homosexual but we are too (excluding Trojanâ„¢)

(excluding Trojanâ„¢)