Facts and Wierdy Stuffs
1 - The hand of all the characters are pasted. They can't even raise the middle finger or change the radio station
2 - If you try steal a locked car, CJ pushes the air.
2 - 50% of cars are taxists
3- 15% are cops, for some reason, if you have 3 stars of wanted level, they will become 120%
4- CJ, Sweet, Cesar, and some others, are special characters, you can try find all they for them, you won't find.
5- If there is a fire or many people dies, by nothing firefighters or paramedics will appear.
6- the paramedics of GTASA are the best of the world, they can save someone that got a shot from a bazooka or someone who fell in a building with 100 floors.
7- CJ killed gravity lessons by tommy vercetti to learn to swim, but if you done the game or completed all paramedics missions and fall from a building 100 floors CJ will not die, he will stay with a low health, CJ still learned something about gravity lessons of Tommy Vercetti.
8- By the way, CJ is the unique dude that know how to swim, everyone dies when the water reaches they knee
9- Everyone can smoke drugs in jail, sometimes you see someone fighting till the death in jail.
10- You can break in area 69 and kill alot of people and stay alive.
11- You can see famous people by the street! you can see Will Smith, Evil Presley on streets, and Axl Rose riding a bike!
12- You can freely use weapons, people will not see it, only if you aim it or shot.
13- Police hates you, if you are taking fire from enemy gang, police goes after you, not them.
14- Every Citizen has the same weapons lessons, 5 shots, wait... more 5 shots.
15- If you look at the drug dealer or a waiter in fast-food they will think that you trying to rob them.
16- Steal a car, really its a crime, taking off the drive from car, is not a crime.
17- The drugdealers are real richies, they drop alot of money when they die.
18- You can attain 6 stars, kill everyone, destroy cars, destroy helicopters, but if you steal a car and head to paint 'n' spray and re-spray your car they will not recognize you.
19- You can do the same above, but, go to your house, save the game, sleep 6 hours, police will forget your 6 stars.
20- With two days on visit at gym, you can go as Snoop dogg to 50 Cent
21- You can enter in a store, with a bazooka or sniper, and do not aim at them, noone thinks that you are armed, but when you are disarmed and look at someone, everyone crouch or raises hands
22- CJ takes off a pistol and changes to AK-47 on his ass
23- CJ has a cop radio in his head, when he gets a wanted level he listens to cop radio.
24- Pedestrians throws themself into a car to save theyr life
25- Cop has incredible skills, if you throw a grenade from the hell or mount chilliad, they will notice and suspect you!!
26- As even there is 50 cops looking at your house, they will not try break in it.
27- If you cross a city that you didnt unlocked it, you will be suspected with 4 stars, and theres cameras arround all city.. even in water.
28- If you jump in a cop boat, the cop abadons the ship and jumps in water and dies (nice cop huh?)
29- The roof of cars never smashes, nice protection.
30- When CJ buys a house, he automatically orders his clothes to the new house wardrobe.
31- When you are playing, CJ never get tired, he can swim,walk,sprint,kill just look 5 seconds on the diskette, he is ready to do that again.
32- The car doors has noclip haxx, it can pass on the wall
34- CJ does sex with a hooker, but everyone stay in their seat.
35- CJ can explode a gas station with flowers, punches/kick
36- The cars has infinite fuel
37- You never know when the bike is damaged, only if it has smokes
38- If you stop at redlights drivers will horn and flame at you thinking that you are wrong.
39- Bikes and Airfighters has radio.
40- CJ drinks a can of sprunk in 3 seconds
41- CJ heals his life almost lost by gunshots and hits by eating hamburger and fries
42- Hookers are so shy, they dont do sex on any place.
43- Grandmas with 90 years attacks CJ when the strongest mans runs from him.
44- CJ can eat the air.
45- You can buy any food, CJ will take the same time of eating.
46- The car can be in 127 km/h But when CJ stays in the middle the car stop instantly
47- Everyone dies in the same way.
48- You can destroy a pole with 3 punches
49- CJ can carry millions, his "wallet" always have some room.
50- CJ body has a nice protection, it is against disease, have you seen CJ with disease?
51- There is no sharks ingame, even if you go to the deepest ocean, no sharks, neither whales, only dolphins on max.
52- You can approach any dangerous creature in ocean, you won't get hurt.
53- CJ is the fastest character, he speeds more then Bolt
54- Cars blow by ramming, interessing thing.
55- Pedestrians has 1337 driving skills, they can stop the car in 120 km/h
56- Donest matter, if you die by anything you will be fined for $100, even if you have $999999999 only $100, cheap and good clinics no?
57- CJ only goes to jail for 6 hours, after that he is ready to copkill again his "attorney" is the best.
58- You can find flying horseshoes arround the city..
59- You can buy 99999 m4, ammunation stock is really filled..
60- There is no wild or domestic animals at SA, only humans!
61- Everyone born with 18 years with clothes, and sometimes weapons.
62- You can find citizens clone arround the city
63- There is no kids at SA, they donest even sleep in houses!
64- CJ can sneak to make no noise, but if you crouch will have the same effect, 1337 crouching no?
65- Even if CJ is 100% Fat, he will be able to do a big jump in a bike.
66- The moon is always full
67- Shooting the moon makes it more full than that is.
68- All clothes fit in CJ, even if he is fat, even if he is muscley, even if he is skinny. (Nice clothes no?)
69- Citizens Runs very slow and they donest take cover.
70- CJ is the unique character with blue eyes.
71- On blackjack, the dealer deals air, not cards.
72- Only police "very advanced" computers.
73- CJ can have headshots, but he never dies.
74- If you have armor, and remove your shirt, it will donest appear (body armor?)
75- Every character talks with pasted mouth, they speak without month, only with thinking actions.
76- CJ says swears 50 times per word (He needs banana rule =/)
77- CJ girlfriend has big health, because they are near of CJ, the "Black God".
78- CJ donest take a bath, you can imagine his bad smell
79- All CJ clothes donest need to be washed, even if they are full of "imaginary blood".
80- CJ donest has blood, have you seen him losing blood?
81- Buildings never gets damaged.
82- Aircrafts explosion are like a atomic bomb.
83- CJ can learn "advanced" fighting moves by winning a fight, and he can learn in few seconds.
84- CJ knows how to use jetpack at the first time
85- Jetpacks are still flying when you remove them.
86- Weapons fly when they are dropped.
87- CJ's girlfriend works in many hospitals, when you die you always keep your guns in any hospitals
88- Same for the girlfriend cop.
89- CJ donest flee from car, he has a nice "security belt".
90- CJ Can do vigilante missions, but you can still get wanted while a law enforcement.
91- There are no easter eggs.
92- SA donest celebrate any special day, like, new year, christmas, easter.
93- SWAT Acts like normal cops and use crappy guns
94- The weather is so realistic, if you take cover of the rain, the rain will be over, but if you walk outside from cover, the rain will be still.
95- CJ clothes are waterproof.
96- Army can go against after (sincerly, WHY THE HELL THE ARMY CAN GO AFTER YOU?)
97- SA has pefect roads, i never seen a state with so much awesome roads.
98- CJ can deploy his parachute and sometimes it donest open.
99- SA cars has awesome seats, THEY ARE VERY CONFORTABLE!!
100- CJ is afraid of tempenny and pulaski, but he is not afraid to kill any cop.
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