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Offline Cr4ig0

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Reply #15 on: August 14, 2008, 02:30:39 pm
The Itch Shit-

The shit where once completed and u have wiped your ass, your asshole will itch for days afterwards.

The Crusty Shit-

If recently you have forgotten to wipe your ass and you need another shit then the turd has a lovely spiky "skin"

I'm not even angry
i'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me.


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Reply #16 on: August 14, 2008, 02:31:23 pm
@ Big Mac




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Reply #17 on: August 14, 2008, 02:32:46 pm
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Hahahaha!!! Tider!! Looooooool!

My tought was: how the hell can you think about names of it lol!

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Reply #18 on: August 14, 2008, 04:49:08 pm
whaha 2 pages already..
must be some funny shit  :razz: :razz:



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Reply #19 on: August 14, 2008, 05:13:59 pm


hehe :lol:



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Reply #20 on: August 15, 2008, 12:45:49 am
LMAO! How can this *shit* be so funny  :D I really laughed for *Cannonball shit*  :lol:



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Reply #21 on: August 15, 2008, 12:47:43 am
LMAO! How can this *shit* be so funny  :D I really laughed for *Cannonball shit*  :lol:

loool dexter :d
so funny because it happend to you?  :razz: :razz: :razz:



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Reply #22 on: August 15, 2008, 01:37:40 am
got one!

The Flamethrower:
The kind of shit that comes out shooting like flames, and burns your bunghole hours after You finish
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Reply #23 on: August 15, 2008, 12:11:23 pm
loool dexter :d
so funny because it happend to you?  :razz: :razz: :razz:

Actually...yes  :cry: It feels very gross when that dirty water touch your skin and....hmz let's not talk about this ,okay ?  ;)



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Reply #24 on: August 15, 2008, 05:57:59 pm
LMAO! That was freakin funny Solidje,  :lol:


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Reply #25 on: August 15, 2008, 08:44:35 pm
The Don Hertzfeldt Shit:

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!

I'm not even angry
i'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me.


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Reply #26 on: August 16, 2008, 05:13:39 pm
LMAO! You can find some of the funniest things.


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Reply #27 on: September 29, 2008, 01:35:32 am
I'm bored..  :lol:
and was reading my old topics.. loool
thought i wanted to bring this one back up  :lol:



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Reply #28 on: September 29, 2008, 01:56:11 am
The Shit of Steel (a.k.a SOS) -

It comes out like any other shit, but when you flush it tries to go down sideways, and no matter the force of the toilet, it will not break, OR go down. You could hook up a 300 Horsepower motor to this sucker and it wouldn't flush the first time. You have to flush it many times for it to go down.



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Reply #29 on: September 29, 2008, 02:23:42 am
lol, I wonder what Aragorn or Gandalf will say to this topic..  :eek:



 


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