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[Dr J. Cohen]

COWS INVADE EARTH!

Latest we have heard is that cows have invaded ireland and are travelling over to England scotland and wales.

Experts say if this continues they will have took over earth by February 2010,
but from our research we have saw that they are actually collecting
other cows on theyre trips.

Armed forces were called into a Northern ireland pubs where the cows stopped
off for a few pints of beer. The armed forces arrived at 18:45 Today but failed
to take down the cows. When we arrived at the scene the cows had already
took off and all the Armed forces where lieing on the floor drinking the milk.

We do not know if the cows have any demands but we are trying to find out.

What we do know is that the leading cow is called,
Henry.

If you see any cows do not aproach! Call Cow Stoppers on 0800 COWS GONE.

Report by: Xavas.

We do not know if the cows are

[The_Wolf]

The world will be taken over by homeless gypsies.
Just like those peps:

THEY ALREADY STARTED BUYING MCDONALDS!

Horse-by..

[Dr J. Cohen]

Cow meets George Bush:



George bush's Statement:
"I like what the cow's are doin' they got that attitude u know what i mean, the attitude that says, stuff the world lets do it my way. If i was a cow i would be doing as much as i can to take over faster, They have got some balls them cows."

Please Note: This is roleplay, george bush didnt say any of the above, But maybe he did meet the cows
 :ps: Paint FTW.

[Matthew_Mcbride]

Our saviour has arrived!

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[Matthew_Mcbride]

Oh no!! beans!! argh! Beans + Cows = Yukky Cheese!! Help us before these cows lay more eggs and make lots of yukky cheese!

[Dr J. Cohen]

Update: Cows are currently sleeping in a Manchester Hotel. It is Expected they will take over North West by 6pm Tommorow.
This is Xavas reporting for possible the last time as i live in that area.

[Matthew_Mcbride]

Xavas!!! Halp!!
Are these cows, rugby players, horses or your lost twin brother(s)? I NEED ANSWERS!!! THEY MAY ATTACK!

[Grovyle]

I'd rather have an Alien invasion than a cow invasion :roll:

[Matthew_Mcbride]

Just an off topic remark .. LOL if you read your sig is says you are a "bloody administrator"

[Grovyle]

Just an off topic remark .. LOL if you read your sig is says you are a "bloody administrator"

It's a clan. -_- Deal with it

[Call_me_Dad]

LMAO cow is the indian sacred animal

[sinamun]

dont be to quick with saying that nothing might happen it could be that a black hole aprears and it grows by taking matter and antimatter and seeing light is antimatter you cant realy make sure that it wont grow.

who cares to be honest.
if a black hole does appear, we wont feal anything. painless quick death of a planet.

[tiderman]

OH MY GOD! Isn't there anything we can do??

who cares to be honest.
if a black hole does appear, we wont feal anything. painless quick death of a planet.

Well, I care. And I bet a million other people also care either if they (and everyone els) live or die (Caine don't know ).

but fuck that shit.

[Malcolm]

OH MY GOD! Isn't there anything we can do??

I am afraid not..They will rule with an iron fist.

[Grovyle]

Holy dang! The cows are invading Portugal! :wow:

They conquered the whole North, the army coulnd't do anything caus of the "Animal Protection Society"

WE ARE DOOM3D