Stories of Yourself

[The_Wolf]

Yesterday, I woke up very early.
I had some breakfast, got out and robbed 10-20 people in my neighbourhood, so I can get some money for lunch and to pay my internet.
Then I went home to play Argonath, but someone unlocked my door and kicked my ass, then stole my computer and my internet. Then he hit his head in the door and I took my computer back and stabbed him with a fok.

Then I went to the police and told them I robbed 20 people and someone wanted to rob me then, but I fok'd him and he is dead. They tried to arrest me, but I killed all the police and then robbed them.
Then I went to the Parliament and robbed all of the goverment workers, then I fok'd the president too.

Then I went to sleep and alines stole me, but I robbed their spaceship and then fok'd them, because I am gangsta and my homies gave me money to rob them and then fok'd them.
Then I woke up again and robbed more people and then killed more police and fok'd people.

That's how your 'gangsta' stories look. (Fail).

[Call_me_Dad]

Yesterday...
my school shifted to winter timings (school was to start 2 hrs later)
i forgot about that and went to school at 6 in the morning, only after i see noone in school, i realised the fact that im an idiot.
I thought it would be nice to use the school internet and surf the argo forum, i reached the Computer room, but it was locked, after having a 2 hour morning walk around the school, i slept until evening....

Nothing else special yesterday 

[Omri]

I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another boring day at school.
I'm wasting my time
I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

To Mary Jane.

[Matthew_Mcbride]

Okay.. so I woke up at 12:00 PM.. I got some cereal and sat down infront of my PC, suddenly some one walked past my window, his discription was; Black skinned man with blue work clothes .. if you know what I mean, so I ran to the panick button (The button that calls the police) and  my dad arrived home and said, "What are you doing?", so I replied "Theres some one outside", apparently we had a gardener that I didn't know about, suddenly a scorpion came out from under the table, no liez, it's dead..now...

[Austin]

I'm sitting here in the boring room
It's just another boring day at school.
I'm wasting my time
I got nothing to do
I'm hanging around
I'm waiting for you
But nothing ever happens and I wonder

To Mary Jane.

I wonder how, i wonder why
Yesterday you told me bout the blue blue sky
And all that i can see, is just a yellow lemon tree...
Im turning my head up and down, turning turning turning turning turning around...
And all that i can see is just a yellow lemon tree...  :evil:

[Omri]

I'm steppin' around in the desert of joy
Baby anyhow I'll get another toy
And everything will happen and you wonder

[Nexxt]

Let me guess Pancher, H&M socks? I saw them in some shop once.

They got H&M in Sweden?
LoL so we have in the Netherlands

But today I went to my work, HEMA ( a store what sell like everything ) and I got trouble with a customer.
He would get his money back, but he didnt had the right to get it.
SO i didnt gave.
Then I continued my work and went home and now I am sitting at the PC.
And also want Panchers socks.

[tiderman]

They got H&M in Sweden?
LoL so we have in the Netherlands

Its not a Swedish company or anything. And yes, my sarcasm detector is broken.

[stof]

Today my dad woke me up for school but i didnt want to go. I had a one hour war with my dad then eventually went back to bed. I woke up and had breakfast, called my girlfriend and recovered from my battle wounds . I went downstairs to practise on the gym, came upstairs and told my sistser to shutup. Went back in my room locked the door, my mum kept opening the door so....i rearranged the whole room i put my bunkbeds infront of the door so none could get in, and my desk squshed against the window. Then i went on my brother computer cos my laptop screwed itself, and then wrote this this. I am about to attempt to break the floor outside. Brb

[Squeak]

I'm steppin' around in the desert of joy
Baby anyhow I'll get another toy
And everything will happen and you wonder

As I look into the sky then,
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "FRESH" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "NAW Fo-get it, yo' holmes ta' Bel-Air!"
I Pulled up to the house about seven or Eight.
I yelled to the cabbie "Yo' holmes smell ya' later!"
And I looked at my kingdom I was finally there!
To sit at my thrown as the Prince of Bel-Air.
Pwnt.

Anyways I woke up, took a shower, got dressed, Went to school. I was like macking on this girl when my cockblock friend showed up and asked me for a pencil to do his homework... Then I came home, and my friend picked me up, then we went and got some Icecream. I came home with some Icecream and got on SA-MP then got off, now I'm writing this.

[stiffler2100]

just watched kung fu panda, and now i wanna know kung fu or be a panda. Hard to choose as it both takes a lot of time to be one or the other

[stof]

bwahahahahaha nice...i think u should be a panda...with stripes n all xD or maybe you could turn a samurai asian :/ choose one

[JDC]

One of my most epic fail days, this happened during the end of my school year's first quarter.

I woke up on the floor
The socks I were wearing mismatched.
My pants got ripped, lucky I was wearing an extra set of shorts.
The public transport I rode on got a dead engine in the middle of the route, and the second one too.
I was late for school.
The line at the cafeteria was so long that when I got to the counter, the bell after recess rang.
I got my report card that day, I had a failing grade in math.

Thats my epic fail day.

[Samaron]

Today (yesterday) I woke op turned my xbox on and played games then whent downstairs and had some cheezburgerz and then whent back upstairs and played games then I whent back to sleep.