Another Break-in story

[Calabrici1]

Im at school right? So i go to my bag that was infront of my classroom, and i notice, the keys were CUT off, and where i live, you don't just mess around like in the other story, so i was shitting in my pants, i ran home, grab this big meat knife, you know, the one thats in the shape of a box, and another one, a looooong one, then i sit at my PC, with the knifes infront of me, an hour or 1 1/2 half passes, nothing happens, and like i said, i was shitting my pants, so i got to the bathroom, and whilst im in there i hear my door is knocked, i sweat to pieces, its knocked a few times and i take the time to get of the toilet and finish my stuff, wash hands, then a key is inserted into the door, i hear it open, (i took the knifes with me to the toilet  )
I hear he is in the kitchen, he drops something, aww shit, he says, i open the toilet door, and sneak upon him, he stops, obviusly hears me, and stands up and turns around, this guy is like 15 cm bigger than me, and im big!, he dose'nt say nothing, then walks over to me, SHIT i am scared, i grab the knifes from my back, one pointed to his neck and one ready to throw (i could never pull off a hitting throw), he says: Taktu því rólega, er pabbi þinn heima? (Take it easy, is you dad home?) I say: Drullaðu þér út, ég er ekki hræddur að stinga þig! (Piss off, im not scared off stabbing you) (I really was about to stab him), he walks to the door, opens it and goes out, then he stops and looks at me, he gets angry, i am scared, dunno what to do, so i scream, i SCREAM AS LOUD AS I CAN, and run at him with the knifes, he slams the door shut and runs out, i hurry to the window and get his plate, i call 911 (112 in my country) and  the day after he is cought!

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[Hircine]

Wow cool.

[Jserg]

Just one word to the guy that tried to sneak up into your house : FAIL

[Call_me_Dad]

how did you know someone would break into your house 1 1/2 hrs later?? :conf:

[Shadow009]

how did you know someone would break into your house 1 1/2 hrs later?? :conf:

I don't think he did. He went home and waited until he came

[MasterNeo]

Amazing, if i were u..i would post this to Stof topic  titled ''Stories of Yourself'' 

[Calabrici1]

But in Stofs topic it would not get as much attention,

I like attention  :poke:

 

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[MasterNeo]

But in Stofs topic it would not get as much attention,

I like attention  :poke:

 

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There's a small posibility that u lied here.because u like to get attention :P.Well, dun worry. i read ''Stories of yourslef'' almost evryday..so u can get attention there -.-...

if i were you, i will run and shout as loud as i can to my Dad's Room, pulls my papa long Shotgun and plls teh trigger randomly :S..well i guess i will be pissing down my pants when i did that xD

[sinamun]

your a brave man, i would be shitting my self and hiding in the bathroom, i would  sneek out and c who it is, call 999 and get them too my house

[Jubin]

your a brave man, i would be shitting my self and hiding in the bathroom, i would  sneek out and c who it is, call 999 and get them too my house

What number is 999? I mean who do you call from that number?

[sinamun]

999 is police in great britain

[Calabrici1]

Well sinamun, quite frankly:

I was shitting my pants!  :redface:

[Alsatian]

lol, I bet it was THAT guy shitting himself, not you 

I mean, you was screaming with two knifes in your hand, i woulda run outta that door 

 :gun:

[Squeak]

Something like this happened to me before, except it was a hobo in my backyard. And I had a bat. :/

[Dave]

999 is police in great britain

You mean Emergency Services. Meh, I havea  "pet" hammer i like to keep kicking around ( small mallet type size and a small long handled one... )