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Reply #30 on: May 12, 2009, 08:18:38 pm
I shot the computer because I hate myself.



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Reply #31 on: May 12, 2009, 08:46:20 pm
I dance with a gangster because i was high.



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Reply #32 on: May 12, 2009, 08:54:35 pm
I hugged myself because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.  :lol:



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Reply #33 on: May 12, 2009, 09:08:23 pm

7----I shot
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White------Because I was high.


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Reply #34 on: May 12, 2009, 09:14:44 pm
I shot my neighbour because I was high. :lol:



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Reply #35 on: May 12, 2009, 09:15:04 pm
I danced with an ipod Because that's how I roll.



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Reply #36 on: May 12, 2009, 09:18:09 pm
I kissed a pickle Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars


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Reply #37 on: May 13, 2009, 12:35:19 am
I sang to A stuffed animal Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

ROFL This game is fun!
I ROFL'd at u guys posts  :lol:

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Reply #38 on: May 13, 2009, 10:59:44 am
And because today is my b-day i decided to do this :D. And have to say ...LOL  :lol:

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Reply #39 on: May 13, 2009, 11:01:53 am
I choked on a baseball bat Because I was high
I'm not high :(.


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Reply #40 on: May 13, 2009, 01:12:45 pm
I shot a Fork because thats what i do !
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Reply #41 on: May 14, 2009, 03:44:09 pm
I murdered by best friends brother because the voiced told me to.



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Reply #42 on: May 14, 2009, 03:57:12 pm
I hugged my brother because that's what I do.

Wtf? I don't have brother -_-



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Reply #43 on: May 14, 2009, 04:53:04 pm
I shot a policeman because I was high.

That's pretty "gangster", right? Am I "hip" as the rest of you guys now?



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Reply #44 on: May 14, 2009, 10:56:11 pm
I shot a policeman because I was high.

That's pretty "gangster", right? Am I "hip" as the rest of you guys now?

Yeah, a gangster Tiderman :D



 


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