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Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 06:27:34 pm
Wow..

I will die at: Thursday, February 25, 2066 


BMI: 27.17

And it gave me a tip, how to handle my ADHD!
How the hell that things knows that WTF?!

I never putted that in and he knows it!:O !

Editted...

Editted, I putted in Sadistic, but I readed sarcasm XD..
So I changed it to normal and I ended in what I editted in my post..

And LOL! I changed now smoking status to non-smoker, didnt matter.
I changed my BMI to < 25 , didnt matter..

What a faily thing, I can get heartattack now and my message should be: Friday, 5 december 2008 .....



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Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 07:25:31 pm
The thing I dont get is Legend smokes and hes gonna live longer than me?  :(



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Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 08:17:59 pm
this thing is all BS!!
its just made to scare ppl, and to be health, eat good and dont smoke! :)

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Reply #18 on: December 05, 2008, 08:28:26 pm
Thursday, July 5, 2063

Hmm, whaat? Nah, it's good I hope I can see the world ending :D

And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.



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Reply #19 on: December 05, 2008, 08:49:26 pm
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   Seconds left to live...

1,880,270,390

Woot!


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Reply #20 on: December 05, 2008, 09:05:51 pm
Did a new one.
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I am sorry, but your time has expired!
Have a nice day.



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Reply #21 on: December 05, 2008, 09:50:13 pm
Thursday, April 20, 2079

So i will be pain in the neck long time  :D



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Reply #22 on: December 05, 2008, 09:53:52 pm
Lol, this is some crap prediction, only god knows when your going to die.  ;)



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Reply #23 on: December 05, 2008, 10:05:38 pm
Monday, August 2, 2049 
 



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Reply #24 on: December 05, 2008, 10:09:38 pm
Saturday, February 20, 2066..
Creepy as hell..



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Reply #25 on: December 05, 2008, 10:42:19 pm
error popped up saying "i am sorry, but your time has expired! Have a nice day."



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Reply #26 on: December 05, 2008, 10:55:04 pm
Friday, June 27, 2070 



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Reply #27 on: December 05, 2008, 11:20:33 pm
Complete and utter Bullshit. Try the same settings a couple of times, see what happens. :neutral:


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Reply #28 on: December 06, 2008, 12:19:38 am
Tuesday, October 18 2067

Seconds to live: 1,857,534,578



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Reply #29 on: December 06, 2008, 12:28:51 am
Sunday, April 28, 2047 
   
Seconds left to live...
1,211,434,945

Then i would be... 56... And i notice the big change when you put mode on Optimistic, I would live till 2088 then.  :alert"

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