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Offline WayneTopic starter

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on: January 30, 2009, 04:59:18 pm
1 - Sleep
2 - Ring the neighborhood bell and run
2 - Watch TV
3 - Take a drink
4 - Go to school
5 - listen to music
6 - eat
7 - work
8 - play a random game
9 - watch youtube videos
10 - play another server
11 - spam forums
12 - go to MSN
13 - swear in real life why i got banned
14 - cry
15 - sing
16 - hit your head in the wall ten times
17 - do a blowjob
18 - call your friend and go fishing
19 - spam gandalf at msn
20 - spam admins at msn to be unbanned
21 - look at the clock
22 - go to mall
23 - watch a movie
24 - Say infront public that you are gay
25 - feed pigeons
26 - help grannies to cross street
27 - destroy your computer
28 - laugh for nothing
29 - dance
30 - buy new clothes
31 - download
32 - brush your teeths
33 - take your clothes off and go run in street like a crazy man
34 - buy a coca-cola and shake it then open and drink
35 - buy mentos and coca-cola, eat mentos and drink coca-cola.
36 - then go to a airport saying that you are a suicider
37 - read a book with 300 pages
38 - die
39 - go to ron's house and ask him to unban
40 - piss in pants
41 - check your unban request 24/7
42 - take a bath
43 - rob a bank
44 - kiss your girlfriend
45 - take your car, go to a street race, bet and lose.
46 - pray to god to be unbanned
47 - hug your dog
48 - play GTA:SA/GTA:VC till you get bored
49 - jump
50 - go hunting with your friends
51 - drink beer
52 - get drunk
53 - wank
54 - spam kaltsu at teamspeak with mic
55 - see all ban database
56 - see all unban requests
57 - try to hack forums
58 - try to search and destroy the "PHP has encountered access violation xxxxxxxxx"
59 - prank call cops
60 - prank call firefighters
61 - fall in bed while sleeping
62 - try to see if really hurts slapping your own balls
63 - fall off a edge
64 - sleep on a sofa
65 - knife a meat
66 - get a briefcase and a tuxedo, then call yourself G man
67 - shake your head
68 - take random screenshots
69 - play in lottery
70 - place a bid at Ebay in an product
71 - run into a wall
72 - call your grandmother a hottie
73 - open Pepsi and then yell : "shazaam"
74 - write a musical "How does food becomes poo"
75 - go on the top of the building and jump off it, if anyone asks you, tell them that you want to experience if Electromagnet force is really stronger then gravitational.
76 - get arrested
77 - climb a tree
78 - take crap
79 - exercise
80 - Play with explosives
81 - kill someone with stunstick
82 - cross street on green traffic light
83 - stay in middle of street
84 - go camping near a bear cave, covered with honey. [to do only from spring to autumn]
85 - go on a merry-go-around and try to fly off it
86 - attemp to ban evade and miserably fail
87 - get electrocted
88 - fall off bed while sleeping
89 - play with doors
90 - try to be spiderman
91 - buy a balloon
92 - slide down a slide
93 - try to jump over a recycle bin
94 - fall downstairs
95 - trip off a bench
96 - give ideas to CBF in msn
97 - dig sand and search for treasures
98 - go to beach
99 - be man of science
100 - after all this, you will be unbanned


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Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 05:01:17 pm
Quote from: Wayne on January 30, 2009, 04:59:18 pm
1 - Sleep
2 - Ring the neighborhood bell and run
2 - Watch TV
3 - Take a drink
4 - Go to school
5 - listen to music
6 - eat
7 - work
8 - play a random game
9 - harass a ventrilo server
10 - play another server
11 - spam forums
12 - go to MSN
13 - swear in real life why i got banned
14 - cry
15 - sing
16 - hit your head in the wall ten times
17 - do a blowjob
18 - call your friend and go fishing
19 - spam gandalf at msn
20 - spam admins at msn to be unbanned
21 - look at the clock
22 - go to mall
23 - watch a movie
24 - Say infront public that you are gay
25 - feed pigeons
26 - help grannies to cross street
27 - destroy your computer
28 - laugh for nothing
29 - dance
30 - dance pump
31 - download
32 - brush your teeths
33 - take your clothes off and go run in street like a crazy man
34 - buy a coca-cola and shake it then open and drink
35 - buy mentos and coca-cola, eat mentos and drink coca-cola.
36 - then go to a airport saying that you are a suicider
37 - **boom**
38 - die
39 - go to ron's house and ask him to unban
40 - piss in pants
41 - check your unban request 24/7
42 - take a bath
43 - rob a bank
44 - kill a cop
45 - take your car, go to a street race, bet and lose.
46 - pray to god to be unbanned
47 - deathmatch in real life
48 - play GTA:SA/GTA:VC till you get bored
49 - jump
50 - BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALL SBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS (( idk, 50 remember me balls))

how... cruel...


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Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 05:04:06 pm
24 is like... wicked  :rofl:

EDIT:
Oh.. and 17... uhhh..

Quote from: tiderman on July 08, 2009, 09:44:19 pm
Gay or straight / white or black / short or tall / thick or thin - I quote 2Pac on this -> "I don't give a f**k."
I mean, who cares?

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Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 05:07:48 pm
51 - open Pepsi and then yell : "shazaam"
52 - go on a merry-go-around and try to fly off it
53 - go on the top of the building and jump off it, if anyone asks you, tell them that you want to experience if Electromagnet force is really stronger then gravitational.
54 - go camping near a bear cave, covered with honey. [to do only from spring to autumn]
55 - Ask Hells Angels members : "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?"
56 - Open a business and call it "Everybody gets aids" [Sell used condoms and syringes]
57 - call your grandmother a hottie
58 - write a musical "How does food becomes poo"
59 - Announce a hill billy proverb contest.
60 - Try if New York city will give you a death sentence if you jump off a skyscraper. 
 

Quote from: Gandalf on August 29, 2012, 07:01:29 pm
And we do not try to be real life, as why would you ever play real life if you have one ? We play the GTA universe, and our players should try to live in the GTA world, not the real one.


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Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 05:21:10 pm
Quote from: Jubin on January 30, 2009, 05:07:48 pm
51 - open Pepsi and then yell : "shazaam"
52 - go on a merry-go-around and try to fly off it
53 - go on the top of the building and jump off it, if anyone asks you, tell them that you want to experience if Electromagnet force is really stronger then gravitational.
54 - go camping near a bear cave, covered with honey. [to do only from spring to autumn]
55 - Ask Hells Angels members : "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?"
56 - Open a business and call it "Everybody gets aids" [Sell used condoms and syringes]
57 - call your grandmother a hottie
58 - write a musical "How does food becomes poo"
59 - Announce a hill billy proverb contest.
60 - Try if New York city will give you a death sentence if you jump off a skyscraper. 
 

Most hillarious  :rofl: :rofl:

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
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Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 05:51:58 pm
Rofl at 54 Wayne


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Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 06:15:34 pm
Quote from: Wayne on January 30, 2009, 04:59:18 pm
2 - Ring the neighborhood bell and run
Epic win.

I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.

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Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 06:22:06 pm
Quote from: Wayne on January 30, 2009, 04:59:18 pm
36 - then go to a airport saying that you are a suicider
   

LMAO  :rofl:


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Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 07:05:11 pm
omg this is a fun topic didnt read them all dont like to read them all at once ill read them each day a few :P


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Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 07:10:21 pm
Thnx actually i like 26

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Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 09:14:37 pm
You can always pretend you are Chuck Norris and go shoot some mafia organization with your dad's air-gun...


Beware from the Wolf...

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Reply #11 on: January 30, 2009, 10:35:21 pm
Quote from: Vu4eCa on January 30, 2009, 09:14:37 pm
You can always pretend you are Chuck Norris and go shoot some mafia organization with your dad's air-gun...


LOL. But with your dad's? Usually all kids have their own.


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Reply #12 on: January 30, 2009, 10:49:13 pm
38 is the best  :D


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Reply #13 on: February 01, 2009, 07:47:17 pm
Quote from: Aimzz on January 30, 2009, 10:49:13 pm
38 is the best  :D
Death isnt funny ;S


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Reply #14 on: February 02, 2009, 12:43:29 am
101 - Get a life.


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