OMG OMG OMG DID HE DO IT? OH SHIT!!!
Did he kiss you ingame? Omg, i must masturbate!
Whahahaha xD
I have a worse story, when Haldir was checking on my old Hotel, The Visage, he accidently walked into a room with 2 well known men doing unspeakable things

Haldir needed therapy.
I cant remember who one of the two persons are, so Im not gonna mention names in case I get them mixed up.