The Gvardia Family || San Fierro's Main Power || Best criminal group of 09/10/11

[Joseph.]

Nice work Antonio.

[quincy69]

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3. Press "I'm feeling lucky"
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5. SHIT BRICKS

[Webster]

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1. Open Google
2. Type in: "50 Most popular women on the Web"
3. Press "I'm feeling lucky"
4. Find #7
5. SHIT BRICKS

ROFLMAO XD !!

[Stealth_Killer]

ROFLMAO XD !!

LOOOOOOL @ #32 Hillary's photo xDDDDDD

[Murdock]

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1. Open Google
2. Type in: "50 Most popular women on the Web"
3. Press "I'm feeling lucky"
4. Find #7
5. SHIT BRICKS

HAHA
Damn fucking nice! Genius who did it!

[Renzo_philips]

I Thought 8days about it but...

Gvardia Mob Application
In-Game Name: Mike_McGregor
In-Game Age:28
Age in real life: 19
List previous names you used:Renzo_Gvardia
How long you been playing on Argonath? No Idea but I guess you know me very good!
Do you have license and passport? Yes
List assets you own(house,car,bizz) I own an Nrg-500, nothing else (read * )
Were you invited to join Gvardia, by who? No
How active are you? I try to play 4-5hours/day
In which time of day, do you play(CET)? Mostly in the evenings
How much criminal experience do you have?A lot, cause I always have been criminal on argo.
Reasons for joining Gvardia? I was here before, you know the story. And I miss it.
Your opinion on your RP knowledge? I think I'm a good roleplayer.
What things are you specialized in? Shooting, Driving.
List previous mafias/gangs/clans you've been in: Gvardia.
Have you read ALL Gvardia Mob rules?:Yes
Do you understand our rules of roleplay, dividing OOC/IC, brackets, spelling in IC chat, etc?:YesIf accepted, what will your name be with _GvardiaT tag?Trix_GvardiaT
Write a decent character story, to show us how serious into RP you are.(character story must be 500 words or more)On 15april 1982 I was born in Las Venturas Hospital. My parents gave me the name Renzo.
My father (Ivan) was the head of a mafia called "Banda della Magliana", he was 35years old. Their specialization was heroin dealing.
My mother (Catherina) was a housewife and 27years old.

28august 1987

22.07pm

My father is out for another heroin deal. Me and my mother are watching TV when someone knocks on the door.
We open the door and from that moment, I can't remember to much.


29August

I'm sitting tied in a big garage. I can't see my mother anywhere. I can hear guns nearby. A bit later I hear someone shouting: " Renzo!".
It was my father!

He made me free and told me to run away as far as I could so I ran outside where I saw a helicopter leaving with my mum inside. I had to keep running to save my life.
A bit further I saw a container and I decided to hide after it. When it was quiet and I couldn't hear anymore firing, I went back to the garage. What I saw was terrible.
I saw my father, laying down with 2bullets in his stomach. He told me to run away and that he would be fine. I ran away... Far away...


05 september 1987

The police catch me from the streets and decide that I have to go live with my grandmother in Los Santos.


16may 1997

I'm walking home from school when a car stops next to me. They ask me if I am the son of Ivan Utzeri. I say yes and they ask me if I wanna join their gang.
I thought: why not? I still need to find my mother and I have to find the guy who killed my father. So I agree and I step in the car...


10June 2004

I decide to quit the gang. It was not big enough to find out who kidknapped my mother, I need to get higher... I move to San fierro where I think about the future... alone.

6September 2009

I am a taxi driver. I am waiting for a passenger at the trainstation. A person knocks on the window. It was my passenger...

"Hello, I am Mister Gvardia."
Me: "Oh, Good evening, How was your trip?"
He: "Fine, Please bring me to the Gvardia headquarter in Queens"
Me: "Ok, sir"
...

Arrived at the Gvardia Headquarter I have a last talk with him.

Me: "I heared a lot about Gvardia, what is it actually?"
He: "We are a "bussiness" organisation"
Me: "Oh, do you still need workers?"
He: "Yes, we can use some more... Follo me inside if you are interested"
...

After 2Hours talking I understood that it's a criminal organisation. I ask him if I can join or not. He asks me my phone number and tell me he would let me know before Tuesday.

Is this a step closer to the answer about my parents?

*I quitted a few months. I had 300k +- when I left. Now I came back and I'm on -120.000$ :s

Signed, Renzo.

[Andy.]

Goodluck, Renzo. Nice to see you after all this time.

[[Rstar]Paul]

good luck mate

[RuCa]

I Thought 8days about it but...

Gvardia Mob Application
In-Game Name: Mike_McGregor
In-Game Age:28
Age in real life: 19
List previous names you used:Renzo_Gvardia
How long you been playing on Argonath? No Idea but I guess you know me very good!
Do you have license and passport? Yes
List assets you own(house,car,bizz) I own an Nrg-500, nothing else (read * )
Were you invited to join Gvardia, by who? No
How active are you? I try to play 4-5hours/day
In which time of day, do you play(CET)? Mostly in the evenings
How much criminal experience do you have?A lot, cause I always have been criminal on argo.
Reasons for joining Gvardia? I was here before, you know the story. And I miss it.
Your opinion on your RP knowledge? I think I'm a good roleplayer.
What things are you specialized in? Shooting, Driving.
List previous mafias/gangs/clans you've been in: Gvardia.
Have you read ALL Gvardia Mob rules?:Yes
Do you understand our rules of roleplay, dividing OOC/IC, brackets, spelling in IC chat, etc?:YesIf accepted, what will your name be with _GvardiaT tag?Trix_GvardiaT
Write a decent character story, to show us how serious into RP you are.(character story must be 500 words or more)On 15april 1982 I was born in Las Venturas Hospital. My parents gave me the name Renzo.
My father (Ivan) was the head of a mafia called "Banda della Magliana", he was 35years old. Their specialization was heroin dealing.
My mother (Catherina) was a housewife and 27years old.

28august 1987

22.07pm

My father is out for another heroin deal. Me and my mother are watching TV when someone knocks on the door.
We open the door and from that moment, I can't remember to much.


29August

I'm sitting tied in a big garage. I can't see my mother anywhere. I can hear guns nearby. A bit later I hear someone shouting: " Renzo!".
It was my father!

He made me free and told me to run away as far as I could so I ran outside where I saw a helicopter leaving with my mum inside. I had to keep running to save my life.
A bit further I saw a container and I decided to hide after it. When it was quiet and I couldn't hear anymore firing, I went back to the garage. What I saw was terrible.
I saw my father, laying down with 2bullets in his stomach. He told me to run away and that he would be fine. I ran away... Far away...


05 september 1987

The police catch me from the streets and decide that I have to go live with my grandmother in Los Santos.


16may 1997

I'm walking home from school when a car stops next to me. They ask me if I am the son of Ivan Utzeri. I say yes and they ask me if I wanna join their gang.
I thought: why not? I still need to find my mother and I have to find the guy who killed my father. So I agree and I step in the car...


10June 2004

I decide to quit the gang. It was not big enough to find out who kidknapped my mother, I need to get higher... I move to San fierro where I think about the future... alone.

6September 2009

I am a taxi driver. I am waiting for a passenger at the trainstation. A person knocks on the window. It was my passenger...

"Hello, I am Mister Gvardia."
Me: "Oh, Good evening, How was your trip?"
He: "Fine, Please bring me to the Gvardia headquarter in Queens"
Me: "Ok, sir"
...

Arrived at the Gvardia Headquarter I have a last talk with him.

Me: "I heared a lot about Gvardia, what is it actually?"
He: "We are a "bussiness" organisation"
Me: "Oh, do you still need workers?"
He: "Yes, we can use some more... Follo me inside if you are interested"
...

After 2Hours talking I understood that it's a criminal organisation. I ask him if I can join or not. He asks me my phone number and tell me he would let me know before Tuesday.

Is this a step closer to the answer about my parents?

*I quitted a few months. I had 300k +- when I left. Now I came back and I'm on -120.000$ :s

Signed, Renzo.

A nice guy.

Good luck.

[Biggo2]

Good luck

[Stealth_Killer]

http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/18/dirtiest-sexual-innuendos-in-childrens-cartoons/

CHECK THIS OUT TOO xDD

[Eugene]

I Thought 8days about it but...

Gvardia Mob Application
In-Game Name: Mike_McGregor
In-Game Age:28
Age in real life: 19
List previous names you used:Renzo_Gvardia
How long you been playing on Argonath? No Idea but I guess you know me very good!
Do you have license and passport? Yes
List assets you own(house,car,bizz) I own an Nrg-500, nothing else (read * )
Were you invited to join Gvardia, by who? No
How active are you? I try to play 4-5hours/day
In which time of day, do you play(CET)? Mostly in the evenings
How much criminal experience do you have?A lot, cause I always have been criminal on argo.
Reasons for joining Gvardia? I was here before, you know the story. And I miss it.
Your opinion on your RP knowledge? I think I'm a good roleplayer.
What things are you specialized in? Shooting, Driving.
List previous mafias/gangs/clans you've been in: Gvardia.
Have you read ALL Gvardia Mob rules?:Yes
Do you understand our rules of roleplay, dividing OOC/IC, brackets, spelling in IC chat, etc?:YesIf accepted, what will your name be with _GvardiaT tag?Trix_GvardiaT
Write a decent character story, to show us how serious into RP you are.(character story must be 500 words or more)On 15april 1982 I was born in Las Venturas Hospital. My parents gave me the name Renzo.
My father (Ivan) was the head of a mafia called "Banda della Magliana", he was 35years old. Their specialization was heroin dealing.
My mother (Catherina) was a housewife and 27years old.

28august 1987

22.07pm

My father is out for another heroin deal. Me and my mother are watching TV when someone knocks on the door.
We open the door and from that moment, I can't remember to much.


29August

I'm sitting tied in a big garage. I can't see my mother anywhere. I can hear guns nearby. A bit later I hear someone shouting: " Renzo!".
It was my father!

He made me free and told me to run away as far as I could so I ran outside where I saw a helicopter leaving with my mum inside. I had to keep running to save my life.
A bit further I saw a container and I decided to hide after it. When it was quiet and I couldn't hear anymore firing, I went back to the garage. What I saw was terrible.
I saw my father, laying down with 2bullets in his stomach. He told me to run away and that he would be fine. I ran away... Far away...


05 september 1987

The police catch me from the streets and decide that I have to go live with my grandmother in Los Santos.


16may 1997

I'm walking home from school when a car stops next to me. They ask me if I am the son of Ivan Utzeri. I say yes and they ask me if I wanna join their gang.
I thought: why not? I still need to find my mother and I have to find the guy who killed my father. So I agree and I step in the car...


10June 2004

I decide to quit the gang. It was not big enough to find out who kidknapped my mother, I need to get higher... I move to San fierro where I think about the future... alone.

6September 2009

I am a taxi driver. I am waiting for a passenger at the trainstation. A person knocks on the window. It was my passenger...

"Hello, I am Mister Gvardia."
Me: "Oh, Good evening, How was your trip?"
He: "Fine, Please bring me to the Gvardia headquarter in Queens"
Me: "Ok, sir"
...

Arrived at the Gvardia Headquarter I have a last talk with him.

Me: "I heared a lot about Gvardia, what is it actually?"
He: "We are a "bussiness" organisation"
Me: "Oh, do you still need workers?"
He: "Yes, we can use some more... Follo me inside if you are interested"
...

After 2Hours talking I understood that it's a criminal organisation. I ask him if I can join or not. He asks me my phone number and tell me he would let me know before Tuesday.

Is this a step closer to the answer about my parents?

*I quitted a few months. I had 300k +- when I left. Now I came back and I'm on -120.000$ :s

Signed, Renzo.

Your application has been accepted. You may now put '_Gvardia' in your name. You are now a fulll member. Make sure you read the whole topic (first page) and study all the information. Ask lvl 3+ admin IG to give you permission to changename unless you want to pay 10k in the city hall. Signed Eugene Gvardia Gvardia Founder, Leader

[Murdock]

http://www.asylum.com/2010/08/18/dirtiest-sexual-innuendos-in-childrens-cartoons/

CHECK THIS OUT TOO xDD

LOL'd at grandpas head! 

[Xander]

Alright guys i got my forum name changed aswell. So people now know who i am if they cant read my Sig.

[Antonio.]

I lol'd at the famous woman xD