Than all homophobes will suicides, gays and lesbians will be happy, and straights will be feeling weird.
What if reanimation would be possible via Voodoo methods?
Notes: Voodoo reanimation is used through powder that the corpse gets in his body, through surgeries or weird shit. After that, it wakes up and has to serve it's master, the voodoo priest that used the powder on it, until the master's death.