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Offline Fabio

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Reply #1590 on: November 15, 2009, 10:19:32 pm
Quote from: Jonny_Bravo on November 15, 2009, 04:56:48 pm
PM from Vince(72): Come to SFPD and be my security guard while I do this deal.
PM to Vince(72): Are you undercover?
PM from Vince(72): Yes, I am doing a car deal.

:lol:


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Offline Violet

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Reply #1591 on: November 15, 2009, 10:23:15 pm
Quote from: Jonny_Bravo on November 15, 2009, 04:56:48 pm
PM from Vince(72): Come to SFPD and be my security guard while I do this deal.
PM to Vince(72): Are you undercover?
PM from Vince(72): Yes, I am doing a car deal.
He sold his Banshee because I painted his car pink all the time. :m4:

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Reply #1592 on: November 15, 2009, 11:11:12 pm
Quote from: Zaila on November 14, 2009, 12:05:35 pm
[RI]Mario_rinna: (x) next person to get kicked by jeffrey is a fag
TeaM_GiacJr (xx) has been kicked for flooding by Jeffrey

Me and half the server lol'ed at that :lol:

Would never have thought that Mario makes gay jokes. Ha.


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Reply #1593 on: November 16, 2009, 01:23:48 pm
Quote from: Violet on November 15, 2009, 10:23:15 pm
He sold his Banshee because I painted his car pink all the time. :m4:

Pass on the treatment to the next car he buys then :lol:

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Reply #1594 on: November 16, 2009, 07:16:51 pm
im sorry but i forgot the persons name, he got kicked for this, i didnt find this funny but some people did lol so maybe im just not a funny guy:

somerandomguy: pussy=vagina
somerandomguy2: vagina=pussy=twat=tw@=internetcafe in gta4=internet=:o
admin: not funny
somerandomguy2 was kicked by admin for: not porn


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Reply #1595 on: November 16, 2009, 08:03:07 pm
Quote from: marouan97 on November 16, 2009, 07:16:51 pm
im sorry but i forgot the persons name, he got kicked for this, i didnt find this funny but some people did lol so maybe im just not a funny guy:

somerandomguy: pussy=vagina
somerandomguy2: vagina=pussy=twat=tw@=internetcafe in gta4=internet=:o
admin: not funny
somerandomguy2 was kicked by admin for: not porn

Cool story bro


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Reply #1596 on: November 16, 2009, 08:04:46 pm
Quote from: BlackEagle on November 16, 2009, 08:03:07 pm
Cool story bro

Cool story bro is old and became uncool.



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Reply #1597 on: November 16, 2009, 09:33:23 pm
[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts

Eu corro fujo desta sombra / Em sonhos vejo este passado
E na parede do meu quarto / Ainda está o seu retrato
Eu quero ver pra não lembrar / Pensei até em me mudar / Lugar qualquer que não exista / O pensamento em você

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Reply #1598 on: November 16, 2009, 09:43:29 pm
Quote from: JayL on November 16, 2009, 09:33:23 pm
[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts

Omfg  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Reply #1599 on: November 17, 2009, 12:09:31 am
Quote from: JayL on November 16, 2009, 09:33:23 pm
[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts
Laugh my fucking ass off

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Reply #1600 on: November 17, 2009, 02:06:12 am
(forgot 1st name)_GvardiaT (50) was tempbanned by MrNEO for 1 hour for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO(xx): oops wrong ID.
(25 lines of LOLs and U Fails later)
Driverguy (51) was tempbanned by MrNEO for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO: there, correct ID.
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!!!!!CLASS A FAIL!!!!!


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Reply #1601 on: November 17, 2009, 02:13:19 am
Quote from: Matthew_Green on November 17, 2009, 02:06:12 am
(forgot 1st name)_GvardiaT (50) was tempbanned by MrNEO for 1 hour for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO(xx): oops wrong ID.
(25 lines of LOLs and U Fails later)
Driverguy (51) was tempbanned by MrNEO for don't suicide as suspect.
MrNEO: there, correct ID.
 :rofl: :rofl:

!!!!!CLASS A FAIL!!!!!
i would get really angry if this happen to me lmfao :P

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Reply #1602 on: November 17, 2009, 03:02:40 am
Quote from: JayL on November 16, 2009, 09:33:23 pm
[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts

haaah



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Reply #1603 on: November 17, 2009, 08:18:57 am
Quote from: JayL on November 16, 2009, 09:33:23 pm
[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts

ROFL  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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Reply #1604 on: November 17, 2009, 10:42:49 am
Quote from: JayL on November 16, 2009, 09:33:23 pm
[AA]JimmyBowling: (72) CBF will u marry me?
[Rstar]CBFasi: (48) no sorry i married to scripts

that's what you call dedication!


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