[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[shitix]

***[CB]Duff_Cassidy: Metallica sucks!
***[CB]Julian_Luvineri: muahaha
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: D:
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri kicked Duff_Cassidy out of the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has left the channel.
***Duff_Cassidy has joined the channel.
***[CB]Duff_Cassidy:
***[CB]Johnny_Luvineri: Don't say that again, soon it will be cb ban.

then we did some /Cbalerts for fun and..

CBALERT: Duff_Cassidy: Can't you guys shut up and metallica sucks:D
***Johnny_Luvineri has banned Duff_Cassidy from the cb channel.


Not exacly, but kinda like what happend, and Johnny kicked him 1 more time than what I wrote here.

I warned him about that! NO ONE says that Metallica sucks in my channel....

[ElMartu]

Wayne_Culver(6) says: Ayo' snowflake
Garrett(19) says: Imma nigga yo
Wayne_Culer(6) says: Naw your white foo'
Garrett(19) says: I had surgery like, MJ
Garrett(19) 's nose begins to fall off
Garrett(19) shouts: Damn!!
Garrett(19) put it back on

Epic

[Joey_DeRossi]

How do you this?Magic?

[Tito]

I just remembered some cop chat:


***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/

ROFL!!

[Voodoo]

How do you this?Magic?

Whaddu' mean?

And my chat log was with 2 purposes: Make people laugh, and show how un RP-ish some cops can be.

[shitix]

Voodoo, its how cops work i found out..

[Andy]

Happened today night, someone was trying to get everyone's attention and said

[Z]Sagon: MY MOM IS PORNO STARR!!!
Other People:(Forget Names) Cool :\
[WS]Andy: Yes I know that Sagon, I had a night with her
[Z]Sagon: COOOL GOOD FOR YOU ANDY
[Z]Sagon has been kicked by admin ..... for, Caps

(( I know its not that funny but if you were in game, you would of laughed at it ))

[Bilbo]

Today morning while I was only admin on;

Josh_Cope(2): any admins on?
[AV]IcyAero(8): Yes, 1
Josh_Cope(2): Who?
[AV]IcyAero(8): -.-
Charz_LeeWu(13): lO!L
Josh_Cope(2): I'm new
Josh_Cope(2): lol
Charz_LeeWu(13): /admins
[AV]IcyAero(8): /admins
Charz_LeeWu(13): fail :O
Josh_Cope(2): oh lol

[SeanC]

I just remembered some cop chat:


***Cop1: Excuse me sir, need a ride?
***Me(Forgot the name): Chea', ima' need dat'.
***Cop2: So <He says the name that appears above my head> come in the car.
***Me: (( How do you know my name? ))
***Cop2: It is written above your head :/

[Traser]

This made me laugh.. Me and Malcolm where Roleplaying in his Bar.
This happend

[AVt]Traser(59) shouts : Waiter!!!
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Sup?
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Do me a Whiskey Dry please, Shaken not Stured
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Shaken.. Not stired
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Stured ))
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Yes that is wat i ment.
MalcolmSvensson(34) Mumbles: Bond Wannabe

Lol.. at the time it was so funny 

[SeanC]

This made me laugh.. Me and Malcolm where Roleplaying in his Bar.
This happend

[AVt]Traser(59) shouts : Waiter!!!
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Sup?
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Do me a Whiskey Dry please, Shaken not Stured
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Shaken.. Not stired
MalcolmSvensson(34) Says : Stured ))
[AVt]Traser(59) says : Yes that is wat i ment.
MalcolmSvensson(34) Mumbles: Bond Wannabe

Lol.. at the time it was so funny 

[Oliver]

***[XXXX] Sanito_Salvez(39): To be in SWAT you need to be a good DMer and follow orders, simple

True that.

[MasterNeo]

MrNeo     : City Speed limit?
[Nx]Virus : 80
MrNeo     : Off road ?
[Nx]Virus : 120....
MrNeo     :Highway?
[Nx]Virus :100
MrNeo     :its unlimited Damn it!
[Nx]Virus :well Obama said if 100 means its unlimited...

later...

MrNeo     :who is president of argonath?
[Nx]Virus :i  thought all admins is President?

[Zaila]

MrNeo     : City Speed limit?
[Nx]Virus : 80
MrNeo     : Off road ?
[Nx]Virus : 120....
MrNeo     :Highway?
[Nx]Virus :100
MrNeo     :its unlimited Damn it!
[Nx]Virus :well Obama said if 100 means its unlimited...

later...

MrNeo     :who is president of argonath?
[Nx]Virus :i  thought all admins is President?

haha, that make me laugh

[pixy]

I lol'ed when he brought in Obama 

Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: requesting a medic to a house near GS9, Over
Josh_Page(xx): Emergency Radio: do you copy?, Over
Karolis_Smith(xx): Emergency Radio: i paste, Over