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Reply #2520 on: May 17, 2010, 07:53:31 pm



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Reply #2521 on: May 17, 2010, 07:56:13 pm
Quote from: Nexxt on May 17, 2010, 07:53:31 pm
That's not really funny?
I agree something weird, something weird  :lol:


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Reply #2522 on: May 17, 2010, 10:41:21 pm
Mikro is blind and an officer is helping him. The funny part is on the end, but you need the rest a little to understand.  :)

[BF]MIkro says: I only need a seat in the park to rest.
=AVt=Uninhibited grabs his arm

Walked to a seat

=AVt=Uninhibited says: Here, sit here.
[BF]MIkro says: Thanks you sir!
=AVt=Uninhibited says: Have a rest man.
=AVt=Uninhibited helps him to sit down
[BF]MIkro sits down
=AVt=Uninhibited says: Take a rest and if you ever need help, call me.
[BF]Mikro says: Sure sure.
=AVt=Uninhibited takes a notebook from his jacket and writes his number on it
=AVt=Uninhibited hands it
=AVt=Uninhibited says: This is my number.
[BF]Mikro takes the paper with his number.


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Reply #2523 on: May 17, 2010, 10:45:24 pm
LOL!!!


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Reply #2524 on: May 17, 2010, 10:52:17 pm
=AV=Josh: Police Radio: Kill twenty 10-4,Over.
=AV=Twenty: Police Radio: 10-4,10-76,Over.
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Dispatch: Incident: I Might need a Hearse ready,LSPD,twenty is driving the PD car

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Reply #2525 on: May 18, 2010, 12:48:07 am
I_Can_not_log was kicked by =AV=Vince(0) for We_Know_Please_Stand_By.

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Reply #2526 on: May 18, 2010, 12:49:12 am
David_Omid: all people who can't log in - do not panic, everything is being sorted
 
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Reply #2527 on: May 18, 2010, 08:14:46 am
CJ_Banks(17) was given a banana for 35 seconds by [i9]Rusty_Culver(22)
CJ_Banks(17) killed by server
[SD]RoryAnstruther: (3) death by banana


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Reply #2528 on: May 18, 2010, 08:57:41 am
Just found old screenshot lol...

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Reply #2529 on: May 18, 2010, 09:07:18 am
Quote from: FlameMan on May 18, 2010, 08:57:41 am
Just found old screenshot lol...

I was one of them, don't remember what one.


Quote from: Rory on May 18, 2010, 08:14:46 am
CJ_Banks(17) was given a banana for 35 seconds by [i9]Rusty_Culver(22)
CJ_Banks(17) killed by server
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Admin abuse, you should put it in his mouth not somewhere else.
This was not his mouth obviously.



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Reply #2530 on: May 18, 2010, 02:22:54 pm
Quote from: FlameMan on May 18, 2010, 08:57:41 am
Just found old screenshot lol...
/changename was free back then.. :D


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Reply #2531 on: May 18, 2010, 05:11:46 pm
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Reply #2532 on: May 18, 2010, 08:17:12 pm


[SD]RoryAnstruther was banned by [i9]Frank_Hawk(63) For Financial Hacks


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Reply #2533 on: May 18, 2010, 08:18:44 pm
Quote from: newton on May 18, 2010, 08:17:12 pm


[SD]RoryAnstruther was banned by [i9]Frank_Hawk(63) For Financial Hacks
:eek: Frank pulled a Tai or... :wow:


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Reply #2534 on: May 18, 2010, 08:21:47 pm
Quote from: newton on May 18, 2010, 08:17:12 pm


[SD]RoryAnstruther was banned by [i9]Frank_Hawk(63) For Financial Hacks

How is that funny?

Quote from: Nexxt on May 18, 2010, 09:07:18 am
Admin abuse, you should put it in his mouth not somewhere else.
This was not his mouth obviously.

LOL


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