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Offline Paco

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Reply #3555 on: August 01, 2011, 12:00:04 am
Quote from: Cephalectomy on July 31, 2011, 08:44:14 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: Want to help keep the roads safer? || Go kill me, contact [TCL]Twenty(Phone:327810)

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So true, so true xD


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Reply #3556 on: August 01, 2011, 12:23:15 am
What about this?  :lol:

murt was banned by Murt_Rogers(121) for banevading


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Reply #3557 on: August 01, 2011, 06:04:37 am
Quote from: Murtaugh on August 01, 2011, 12:23:15 am
What about this?  :lol:

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I knew you was stupid, but stupid enough to ban yourself?  :conf: good luck in your unban request  :D


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Reply #3558 on: August 01, 2011, 06:33:35 am
Quote from: Joey_DeRossi on July 29, 2011, 05:37:32 pm
He's the man!
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Me too. :(

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Reply #3559 on: August 01, 2011, 08:20:38 am
I still have Alfred's bottle of shampkoo lvl 20 next to me, on my desk, so I can always remember him.


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Reply #3560 on: August 01, 2011, 12:28:27 pm
Quote from: exterminator on July 31, 2011, 12:59:45 pm
[13:29:12] Uros_Zivaljewic(5) was warned by TeaM_Fox(14) for INCOMING!!!.
[13:29:14] Uros_Zivaljewic was banned by SkyHawk(27) for BOOOOOMMMM! Armour Hacks.

(they timed it perfectly too, before we could even read what fox said the next red text popped up :D

Lmao

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Reply #3561 on: August 04, 2011, 03:49:16 pm
[Rstar]Jaaskaa : Press number two, for option two
Enzo_Gvardia : *presses 2*
[Rstar]Jaaskaa : IM A SLUT!!!!
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Reply #3562 on: August 05, 2011, 05:52:33 am
[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.



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Reply #3563 on: August 05, 2011, 11:16:23 am
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Reply #3564 on: August 05, 2011, 03:55:39 pm
Quote from: Miami on August 05, 2011, 05:52:33 am
[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.

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Reply #3565 on: August 05, 2011, 05:23:47 pm
Quote from: Miami on August 05, 2011, 05:52:33 am
[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.

Lawl   :lol:


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Reply #3566 on: August 05, 2011, 07:01:55 pm
Quote from: Miami on August 05, 2011, 05:52:33 am
[04:47:41] ADVERTISEMENT: [SELLING] huge ass mansion in east LS v 173k b offer, contact Fancy.Cat(Phone:138843)
[04:48:00] ADVERTISEMENT: [NOT SELLING] A huge ass mansion in east LS.., contact SkyHawk(Phone:5325)
[04:48:26] HINT: You now use T to talk on your cellphone, type /hangup to hang up.
[04:48:36] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Sheriff Speaking
[04:48:36] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Hello there
[04:48:49] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Yes, I saw the ad. I am interested in not buying the mansion.
[04:48:56] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Really?
[04:48:59] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):I was wondering if you can not show it to me.
[04:49:09] SkyHawk(45) says(phone):Certainly I'll ensure you never see it
[04:49:14] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Perfect.
[04:49:18] [Rstar]MiamiSforza(15) says(phone):Thank you. Bye.
[04:49:32] You hung up.
Lol... just one question... How much? :p


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Reply #3567 on: August 05, 2011, 09:28:54 pm
Quote from: Tovenaarke on August 05, 2011, 07:01:55 pm
Lol... just one question... How much? :p
More importantly. How much is it not?

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Reply #3568 on: August 05, 2011, 10:02:25 pm
Hahahhhaah  :rofl:


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Reply #3569 on: August 07, 2011, 03:22:13 am
Booty_CreaseSwag(15): Police Radio: THis is Officer Booty, we're in hot... sexy pursuit of two men., Over.


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