[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[Kostas]

After Andrew's ban streak you'd hear a deep voice saying: Godlike!

[Morais]

[14:52:46] [NP]grigori30(49) says: please 15 scs
[14:52:52] Morais(52) says: ok 150 secs
[14:52:55] [NP]grigori30(49) says: 15
[14:53:02] Morais(52) says: 200?
[14:53:07] [NP]grigori30(49) says: okay 150
[14:53:10] Morais(52) says: (:

[.Diego]

just a proof that morais should be sapd topkop negotiator

[Celso]

[00:12:57] Leroy_Kolta: (0) wat

[00:13:14] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O>o

[00:13:16] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O.o

[00:13:22] [GSF]Traser: (48) it's 44

[00:13:24] Leroy_Kolta: (0) Shit nvm

[Justin39]

 

[danipoz]

[00:12:57] Leroy_Kolta: (0) wat

[00:13:14] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O>o

[00:13:16] Leroy_Kolta: (0) 22 tons+22 tons=42 tons. Why does it say you cannot carry when max is 42 tons O.o

[00:13:22] [GSF]Traser: (48) it's 44

[00:13:24] Leroy_Kolta: (0) Shit nvm

Hahaha   

[Pedro.]

[17:20:05] Error: You can not grow weed for another 3 seconds  .

[17:20:08] Error: You can not grow weed for another 0 seconds.

[17:20:09] Error: You can not grow weed for another 1 second  .

[AhmadLov]

Some random funny old chats:

‎Sunday, ‎April ‎5, ‎2015, ‏‎7:58:35 PM:Biggie_Smalls(39)was suspected by Jake_James_Bruce(28),reason: killed an officer wanted

Monday, ‎March ‎23, ‎2015, ‏‎5:08:56 PM :SlimShady(1) has been suspected by Muddy(54), reason: Flashing his dick.

‎Thursday, ‎February ‎26, ‎2015, ‏‎7:05:17 PM: Brane_Kelly has been banned by Bass(66)For:another weapon hacker too, wtf.

‎Friday, ‎February ‎20, ‎2015, ‏‎6:26:19 PM:FuckCyril has been banned by Abe_Corleone(46)for: fuck you too..

[Arslan]

[20:10:29] PM from Santadio.(54): can you tell me something?
[20:10:35] PM to Santadio.(54): go on 
[20:10:50] PM from Santadio.(54): What is difference between Shemale and Female? :P

someone give him answer ig if you see him.

[AhmadLov]

[20:10:29] PM from Santadio.(54): can you tell me something?
[20:10:35] PM to Santadio.(54): go on 
[20:10:50] PM from Santadio.(54): What is difference between Shemale and Female? :P

someone give him answer ig if you see him.

  loooooooooooool, Ill answer it here, So that everyone benefits, Female is a real woman while
Shemale is a slut used against transgender women, I was thinking about posting some pictures xD, but i guess its not allowed xDD

[kevinarens]

[00:03:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did stupid thing 30 mins ago
[00:03:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i asked a girl to hangout with
[00:04:06] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she agreed, i didnt go XD
[00:04:11] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Shit..
[00:04:17] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Why didn't you go?
[00:04:18] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her again
[00:04:22] Kevin_Parker(4) says: did the same XD
[00:04:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: was busy doing smthg
[00:04:40] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You stupid!
[00:04:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah ik
[00:04:47] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i feel so sorry
[00:04:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Tell her
[00:04:56] Kevin_Parker(4) says: asked her for the 3rd time
[00:05:08] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she said " i dont want to wait like stupid for the 3rd time"
[00:05:20] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Promise her you'll come... AND DO SO
[00:05:27] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i did
[00:05:32] Kevin_Parker(4) says: no use
[00:05:37] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i messed it up
[00:05:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: stupid me
[00:05:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Do something special
[00:05:50] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: To show her that you mean it
[00:05:53] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Write a letter
[00:05:56] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Orso
[00:06:00] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Buy a flower
[00:06:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: It shows that you really want to meet her again
[00:06:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u got it wrong
[00:06:38] Kevin_Parker(4) says: it was in game XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[00:06:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:06:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: INGAME --"
[00:06:51] Kevin_Parker(4) says: yah XD
[00:06:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I thought RL
[00:07:29] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i was going to her
[00:07:30] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Change your name and ask her out
[00:07:34] Kevin_Parker(4) says: ahahhaha
[00:08:42] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Omg, I thought RL
[00:08:46] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U asshole
[00:08:46] Kevin_Parker(4) says: XDD
[00:08:59] Kevin_Parker(4) says: taking u out of the bad mood
[00:09:05] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Bad mood?
[00:09:06] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol
[00:09:12] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: My gf is coming tomorrow
[00:09:16] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Not a bad mood at all
[00:09:31] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Damn, having sex is so expensive tho
[00:09:40] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u pay for that?
[00:09:41] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Condoms are expensive
[00:09:44] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOL
[00:09:45] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: NO
[00:09:47] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: LOLLL
[00:09:55] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: U B|TCH
[00:09:58] Kevin_Parker(4) says: COME ON
[00:10:03] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u said EXPENSIVE
[00:10:08] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: CONDOMS
[00:10:10] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u didnt explain!!
[00:10:15] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahahha
[00:10:26] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i hope u buy a torn condom and get her pregnant
[00:10:39] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: WHAT
[00:10:51] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: IF ITS A GIRL..
[00:11:21] Kevin_Parker(4) says: i would date her
[00:11:29] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Lol pedo
[00:11:36] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would be ur daugher
[00:11:39] Kevin_Parker(4) says: u wouldnt mind
[00:11:44] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: I'll kill you
[00:11:53] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she wouldnt let u do that
[00:11:57] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: You wont show up on ur first date with her
[00:12:02] Kevin_Parker(4) says: LOOOOOOOOOOL
[00:12:10] [WS]Kevin_Thompson(14) says: Hahahahaha
[00:12:20] Kevin_Parker(4) says: she would kill me then xd

[Bruce.]

     that epic conversation hahahhahaha

[Khm]

 

[Luke]

=AVt=Luke was kicked by =AV=Kaseem afk on road not allowed welcome back

[Manoni]

Where's the funny in that? ._.