[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

[James_Alterlis]

lol @ Porno server  :banana:
And at him lol!

 

 

[Unmountable]

Freecop(xx): Can i get promotion to SWAT??
[TCL]Twenty(xx): [LOL]
[Rstar]Pancher(xx): No

I had to laugh a bit =) :hurray:

[Hess]

[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.

[MikeUK]

[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.

ha, The Undercover system fools someone then.

Here's one from a few days ago:

Francis_Lee: (12)  What the hell? I killed a orange person but I was fined?????(About me)
[Z]Mike: (25)  Yes, I Had surrendered.
Francis_Lee: (12) Why were you moving though???????????
[Z]Mike: (23) Because Vule had cuffed me.
Francis_Lee: (12) Don't lie, It's a bug


I was like 'wut?'

[SeanC]

[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.

[RPG_Police]

*** thats_me is driving and just hit a cat
*** thats_me stoped his car to se wtf is gooing on
*** thats_me sees the cat and grab's it
*** thats_me looks it good   and the cat' start scraching
*** thats_me get's his gun  and sayes
*** thats_me ya mabye got 8 life's but i have 100hp b**ch
thats_me have been kicked for flooding

i realy hate this cat when someone see hr shot this cat!
BTW cat wins 

[VeLuX]

[SASD]Blinky(3): Police Radio: traffic stop west of city hall, Over.
[Rstar]Jaaskaa(5): Police Radio: I know, its me that you are pulling over, Over.

  Thats Funny

[Malcolm]

During a passport test.
MalcolmSvensson(27): Who is the President of Argonath?
MikeXP(52): uhm its Tovenaarke!
MalcolmSvensson(27) Heh, nope his name is Gandalf.
MikeXP(52): oh oke
MalcolmSvensson(27) Tovenaarke works as a police officer. Aight, who is the Vice-President of Argonath then?
MikeXP(52) That's Tovenaarke!
MalcolmSvensson(27) No! Lol..

I found this funny :p
He passed his test though

[VeLuX]

Here's one from a few days ago:

Francis_Lee: (12)  What the hell? I killed a orange person but I was fined?????(About me)
[Z]Mike: (25)  Yes, I Had surrendered.
Francis_Lee: (12) Why were you moving though???????????
[Z]Mike: (23) Because Vule had cuffed me.
Francis_Lee: (12) Don't lie, It's a bug


I was like 'wut?'

Haah 

[RPG_Police]

He got admin jailed for 5 minutes before, then he wrote WTF? and then Cb. warned him. I see nothing funny here ;P

i said WTF? and he jailed me xD it was soo funy

[James_Alterlis]

MSN Conversation:

Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just singed out.
--Few hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just signed out.
--Few a lot of hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3

This time he didn't signed out  :banana:

If u use Windows Live Messenger lastest version it will be like:

*unicef JaMeS says:
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3

lol

[FlameMan]

today: i was normal RP as a taxi....
id 33 comes in and sais to LV please
i said: ok then you need to pay me 1k
id 33 use help me up and start to flood it also he crashes in a heli and die i gone back to LSPD
   after 3 minutes
an admin come in the taxi
i sai where toys (i was wrong said)
he: i have no toys
   Was Jailed by *** for 5 minutes because: i have no toys
after 5 minutes
i found Deejay (i was temp banned and kicked my him like 20 times)
also i say hi can you ride me to LSPD?
he teleported me
than a yunki steped in mene taxi and said on middle of the road pull over this is law or we gonna use fire
i was like wut?
than in LV he started sing... O ti vas domaca....i was pissed off but than...
he: pull over this is law
me: what law
he: fire man here on /e
me: /l admins this man is drunk
he: gemeto LZPS
me: stop it i know you yoking
he: This is law pull over and surender
     after few minutes... at LSPD
he: tunk zu hey honey wanna good time?
me: i was driving away then after few minutes i see him on mine car and he sais yust!
   You Are TempBanned By **** For: No One Is Drunk
 I WAS LIKE -_-

You are constantly rulebreaking ingame... What's so funny in that "funny chatlog"?
Why didn't you post your "funny" insults against others?

Grow up?

[BlackEagle]

MSN Conversation:

Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just singed out.
--Few hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3
Caion has just signed out.
--Few a lot of hours later--
Caion has just signed in.
*unicef JaMeS says: hey Caion <3

This time he didn't signed out  :banana:

If u use Windows Live Messenger lastest version it will be like:

*unicef JaMeS says:
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3
• hey Caion <3

lol

Lastest version of MSN is really good . + MSN Funny Chatlogs

[Hogert]

Today i was chasing a suspect with httrrr (or something like that) and he started to use megaphone and saying hilarious things like:

SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU!!!!
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU OR EVEN PINEAPLES!!!

xD it was very fun until htttrr crashed and the suspect falled and died Lol.

[James_Alterlis]

Today i was chasing a suspect with httrrr (or something like that) and he started to use megaphone and saying hilarious things like:

SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU!!!!
SURRENDER OR WE WILL TROW BANANAS AT YOU OR EVEN PINEAPLES!!!

xD it was very fun until htttrr crashed and the suspect falled and died Lol.

lol!  :banana: :banana: :banana:

I really like it xD