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Offline David_Omid

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Reply #705 on: July 02, 2009, 01:38:02 pm
Quote from: SargentJosh on July 01, 2009, 03:46:06 am
GiacJr(*): I have to get off, mum said
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Reply #706 on: July 02, 2009, 09:53:04 pm
[SWA]ilakon(70): Police Radio: This is unit 70. I got worms in my pants, Over.
[TCL]Twenty(69): Police Radio: LOL, Over.
[WS]Winters(58): Police Radio: lol..., Over.

Newb fails xD


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Reply #707 on: July 02, 2009, 09:55:38 pm
Lol. . .

I used to be =AV=Spartan and I did stuff. Then life happened and I stopped doing stuff. Now I do some stuff I guess.

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Reply #708 on: July 02, 2009, 10:03:04 pm
I know we shouldn't post our own:

[AVt]Lilac(21) : U21 - Chasing suspect 34 at Los Santos International - backup required - Code 30
GunnerPL(34) was banned by XXX(XX) for weapon hacks
[AVt]Lilac(21) : 10-22 suspect 'got in plane and flew to Vice City'


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Reply #709 on: July 02, 2009, 10:21:00 pm
Been better if he really went to VCMP or MTAVC. Too bad, if people would try to play instead of hacking from the start. . .

I used to be =AV=Spartan and I did stuff. Then life happened and I stopped doing stuff. Now I do some stuff I guess.

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Reply #710 on: July 02, 2009, 10:23:32 pm
Quote from: JayL on July 01, 2009, 09:37:12 pm
Box_Gvardia(25) Inside A Tight Vagina, Paradiso, San Fierro
I found that house. D:


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Reply #711 on: July 02, 2009, 10:25:26 pm
Wow... You didn't, by chance, enter it? xD

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Reply #712 on: July 02, 2009, 10:33:25 pm
I don't think so, I don't remember. :P


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Reply #713 on: July 02, 2009, 10:55:20 pm
Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)

Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.


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Reply #714 on: July 03, 2009, 05:44:19 am
Quote from: Dex507 on July 02, 2009, 10:55:20 pm
Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)

Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.

at least he is honest

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Reply #715 on: July 03, 2009, 05:57:25 am
Quote from: Dex507 on July 02, 2009, 10:55:20 pm
Lol i got the whole collection with me stopping (God i dont remember who it was....i think it was FlameMan..correct me if i am wrong, please.)

Jonny_Tattaglia(66) KNOCKS ON WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: ((sorry, caps -_-))
[AV]FlameMan(32) ROLLS DOWN WINDOW
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you know why i stopped you today?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: I have nooooooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Not at all?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: Nooooo idea
Jonny_Tattaglia(66) says: Sir, do you have a passport?
[AV]FlameMan(32) says: No, im illegal immigrant who smuggles drugs.



LMAO

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Reply #716 on: July 03, 2009, 09:52:49 am

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
Quote from: ElMartu on WS Forums --->http://www.wshadows.com/forum/index.php?topic=1012.msg15914#msg15914 date=1274383278
DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
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Reply #717 on: July 03, 2009, 12:48:46 pm
Ok, i know that own jokes arent funny, but i still wanted to put this one  ;)

Marta_Pl(1) was suspected by officer Dean_Corleone(14) for Ass-as-in-nation


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Reply #718 on: July 03, 2009, 01:03:02 pm
Quote from: Janicch on July 03, 2009, 12:48:46 pm
Marta_Pl(1) was suspected by officer Dean_Corleone(14) for Ass-as-in-nation

lol?  :lol:

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Reply #719 on: July 03, 2009, 02:15:34 pm
Quote from: Janicch on July 03, 2009, 12:48:46 pm
Marta_Pl(1) was suspected by officer Dean_Corleone(14) for Ass-as-in-nation

Means both "Assasination" and "Ass as in nation (wtf)"... :lol:

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