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Offline TheRock

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Reply #2295 on: March 26, 2010, 11:59:18 pm
Quote from: Aksel on March 26, 2010, 11:45:00 pm
ClaN_Kenny(28): Where are the 84 people I expected to meet?
ClaN_Kenny(28): Swine Flue?
Salmonella(15) has joined the server

Hahahahah!

Salmonella the chicken virus! :o heh.

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Reply #2296 on: March 27, 2010, 12:00:37 am
Quote from: Aksel on March 26, 2010, 11:45:00 pm
ClaN_Kenny(28): Where are the 84 people I expected to meet?
ClaN_Kenny(28): Swine Flue?
Salmonella(15) has joined the server

LOL nice timing :D

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Reply #2297 on: March 27, 2010, 06:45:24 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: Looking for a Rich Boyfriend and with a HARD DICK -->, contact Louis_Griffin(Phone:625666)
 
 
 

 
 

ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Complaint center is open! Got something to bad guy about? Come to LSPD and get a free cheeseburger along, contact [WS]Smey(Phone:3710)
Twenty: (48) lol smey
Joe_Areli: (79) lol smey
[WS]Battle_Kolta: (27) lol smey
 
Some seconds later..
 
[WS]MrTrane: (1) LOL
 
Funny chat log in a funny chat log


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Reply #2298 on: March 27, 2010, 10:34:18 pm
Quote from: IcyAero on March 06, 2010, 07:24:38 pm
Was requested to post this. :p

Bubba_Muschito: Can you drive me to your Cluckin Bell? I'm new.
[Rstar]IcyAero: Sure
*Bubba and Icy enter a Windsor*
[Rstar]IcyAero: Left from here.
Bubba_Muschito locks the doors
[Rstar]IcyAero :o
[Rstar]IcyAero jumps out from the car
[Rstar]IcyAero: What? It's convertible :p

Me and Bubba remembers that,we rofled so much  :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl:


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Reply #2299 on: March 28, 2010, 12:33:37 am
Quote from: Twenty on March 27, 2010, 06:45:24 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: Looking for a Rich Boyfriend and with a HARD DICK -->, contact Louis_Griffin(Phone:625666)
 
 
 

 
 

ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Complaint center is open! Got something to bad guy about? Come to LSPD and get a free cheeseburger along, contact [WS]Smey(Phone:3710)
Twenty: (48) lol smey
Joe_Areli: (79) lol smey
[WS]Battle_Kolta: (27) lol smey
 
Some seconds later..
 
[WS]MrTrane: (1) LOL
 
Funny chat log in a funny chat log

LOL


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Reply #2300 on: March 28, 2010, 10:27:11 pm
[Rstar]xcasio(83) has been kicked for flooding by jeffrey


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Reply #2301 on: March 28, 2010, 10:28:39 pm
Quote from: newton on March 28, 2010, 10:27:11 pm
[Rstar]xcasio(83) has been kicked for flooding by jeffrey

OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA


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Reply #2302 on: March 28, 2010, 10:35:11 pm
Quote from: newton on March 28, 2010, 10:27:11 pm
[Rstar]xcasio(83) has been kicked for flooding by jeffrey

Quote from: Aksel on March 28, 2010, 10:28:39 pm
OMG HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA


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Reply #2303 on: March 28, 2010, 10:49:49 pm
Fuck coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU


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Reply #2304 on: March 28, 2010, 11:11:54 pm
Quote from: MetalLuigiX on March 28, 2010, 10:49:49 pm
f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU

Lol, very very funny!

[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet. !!!!!

Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.

Very relaxful, Your Balls!, over. Are Mine!!!!, over.


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Reply #2305 on: March 29, 2010, 12:22:05 am
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Jordan Sumner(15) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Amber_Stone(56) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SAST]Prostege(71) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SASD]Erik(42) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Carson_Barnes(6) for aiding


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Reply #2306 on: March 29, 2010, 12:31:14 am
Quote from: Dutchy on March 29, 2010, 12:22:05 am
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Jordan Sumner(15) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Amber_Stone(56) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SAST]Prostege(71) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SASD]Erik(42) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Carson_Barnes(6) for aiding

ARPD Teamwork :lol:

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The most important part is interacting with others and meeting people from around the world.

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Reply #2307 on: March 29, 2010, 02:05:34 am
Quote from: MetalLuigiX on March 28, 2010, 10:49:49 pm
f**k coloring
[i9]Dwayne_Munna(21) was suspected by officer Leon_Gvardia(38) for I'm going to use /su to talk to you, m'kay sweet pop?
Leon_Gvardia(38) has been unsuspected by [AV]JDC_Kolta(28) - No, my dear wife
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shoots Vince's dick
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) says: my dick
[AV]Vince(3) uses matrix like skill to allow his penis to dodge the bullet.
[AV]Vince(3) says: You
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) puts his dick in Vince's mouth
[AV]Vince(3) wakes up
[AV]Vince(3) GRABS MAMBOS DICK
[AV]Vince(3) TEARS IT OFF MAMBO
[AV]Vince(3) SHOVES IT DOWN HIS THROAT
[BRC]Dr.Mambo(4) shouts: ahhhhhhhhhh!!
[AV]Vince(3) walks away
[Rstar]CBFasi: (0)MY HOUSE in fire !
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: YOUR BALLS, Over.
Leon_Gvardia(38): Police Radio: ARE MINE, Over.
Pepito_Ancelotti(8): Police Radio: AND MINE, Over.
Leon_Gvardia: (X) You have been unsuspected, please be a good citizen!
Tommy_Gvardia: (X) my ass
Crime of Tommy_Gvardia (X): NOUUUUUUUUUU
We're talking about Jake Emerson's.


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Reply #2308 on: March 29, 2010, 03:05:11 pm
Jay_GaredesT has walked into the cityhall for a loan off Ray_Rainolds, [iC]Joe_Deleon is the witness

A small time passes...

Ray_Rainolds: Say After me
Then I say mucking around:
[iC]Joe_Deleon: Oh i do like to be beside the seaside!!!
Then Jay Says, think he was meant to say it:
Jay_GaredesT: Oh I do like to be beside the seaside


I rofled at the time


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Reply #2309 on: March 29, 2010, 03:20:01 pm
Quote from: Dutchy on March 29, 2010, 12:22:05 am
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Jordan Sumner(15) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Amber_Stone(56) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SAST]Prostege(71) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by [SASD]Erik(42) for aiding
Bruno_Marques(64) was suspected by Carson_Barnes(6) for aiding
Back in the times when i was playing, this happened atleast 4 times a day.

Ahh, good old times....

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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DONT PRESSURE ME IM RETARED
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The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly

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