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Reply #2400 on: April 11, 2010, 11:39:54 pm
Quote from: Catzu on April 11, 2010, 11:11:44 pm
=AV=Sunny_Cortez: The color of Cems's cars is like my finger after nosepicking
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Reply #2401 on: April 12, 2010, 12:37:55 am
Fox you must put the whole story :

Admin Bluefox: Jaaskaa are you mad?
Admin Jaaskaa: No I'm just sober :p

Guess who's next? And yes that is my homeland so prepare to die you orc!

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Reply #2402 on: April 12, 2010, 05:28:00 am
Quote from: Jaaskaa on April 12, 2010, 12:37:55 am
Fox you must put the whole story :

Admin Bluefox: Jaaskaa are you mad?
Admin Jaaskaa: No I'm just sober :p

Oh i'm sorry :3


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Reply #2403 on: April 13, 2010, 02:19:03 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on April 11, 2010, 06:49:43 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Notice: Studies showed that people who prank call 911, contact [WS]Smey
ADVERTISEMENT: have a small penis. You have been warned., contact [WS]Smey
TeaM_GiacJr: LOL
Twenty: lol Smey
ahahah


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Reply #2404 on: April 14, 2010, 11:09:37 am
Quote from: Catzu on April 11, 2010, 11:11:44 pm
=AV=Sunny_Cortez: The color of Cems's cars is like my finger after nosepicking
LOLOLOL  :rofl: :lol:


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Reply #2405 on: April 14, 2010, 11:56:22 am
Todor_Corleone(78):Damn i log in and i can't even drive 200 meters without getting rammed
Todor_Corleone(78):/carhp 78 *42 carhp*
Todor_Corleone(78):Pay 'n' Spray FTW *drives in* *sprays it* *Leave the Pay'n'Spray* *BAM*(Car Rammed)
Todor_Corleone(78):Oh god!! 78 hp and i just left the pay'n' spray  :conf:

JAY HUNTER

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Reply #2406 on: April 14, 2010, 01:56:03 pm
Quote from: Fixy on April 14, 2010, 11:56:22 am
Todor_Corleone(78):Damn i log in and i can't even drive 200 meters without getting rammed
Todor_Corleone(78):/carhp 78 *42 carhp*
Todor_Corleone(78):Pay 'n' Spray FTW *drives in* *sprays it* *Leave the Pay'n'Spray* *BAM*(Car Rammed)
Todor_Corleone(78):Oh god!! 78 hp and i just left the pay'n' spray  :conf:
hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, not.

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Reply #2407 on: April 14, 2010, 02:51:42 pm
[Rstar]Xcasio has alot of complexes.

[SACS]BHadley police radio: SIR
[SACS]BHadley police radio: HELIKOPTARS
[SACS]BHadley police radio: ARE MOAR EFFICIENT
[WS]Leonardo police radio: wat


Diddy_Ramsley: Cop gave me ticket, i took it and he is saying "GIVE ME MY TICKET BACK"
Alot of lol's and haha's after that.

Quote from: Gandalf on April 05, 2010, 12:28:15 pm
The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.

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Reply #2408 on: April 14, 2010, 11:10:30 pm
Quote from: GiacJr on April 11, 2010, 06:49:43 pm
ADVERTISEMENT: ARPD Notice: Studies showed that people who prank call 911, contact [WS]Smey
ADVERTISEMENT: have a small penis. You have been warned., contact [WS]Smey

That's a blatant lie, unless you're trying to say that Frank, Jay and I have small penises.
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Quote from: battle on April 14, 2010, 02:51:42 pm
Diddy_Ramsley: Cop gave me ticket, i took it and he is saying "GIVE ME MY TICKET BACK"

Well yes, Vince's new policy says that one cop can only have one ticket where he has to scribble all the offenders' names and fines.


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Reply #2409 on: April 15, 2010, 07:46:47 am
Quote from: Oliver on April 14, 2010, 11:10:30 pm
That's a blatant lie, unless you're trying to say that Frank, Jay and I have small penises.
You got busted.

http://argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=46601.0
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Quote from: Cero on February 21, 2011, 05:10:07 pm
The entire reason we have Hydra/Hunter on the server is because cops don't know how to work together. Sadly

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Reply #2410 on: April 15, 2010, 08:28:20 am
Quote from: Dutchy on April 04, 2010, 06:40:23 am
ADVERTISEMENT: Hiring Funds For The Argonath Homeless Shelter /wire 74, contact [NP]Green_Thumb(phone:6973)
ADVERTISEMENT: Homeless can puk themselfs, donate to me!, contact McPussyBurger(ID:3)

LOL.


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Reply #2411 on: April 15, 2010, 06:27:23 pm
Vincent_Vice was banned by [i9]Rusty_Culver(xx) for admiting to have over 20 accounts.

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Reply #2412 on: April 15, 2010, 06:58:25 pm
Quote from: Hawks on April 15, 2010, 06:27:23 pm
Vincent_Vice was banned by [i9]Rusty_Culver(xx) for admiting to have over 20 accounts.

Damm.....

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Reply #2413 on: April 15, 2010, 08:55:46 pm
Just found this in my screens, back when the fire scripts were new. Names were changed, as always.

RoryAnstruther(23): Police Radio: CODE 30 JEFFERSON, 4 SUSPECTS!!
Internal Message from the FIRE DEPARTMENT:
Incident: Unknown fire at Jefferson, Los Santos
Jaycuber(2) was killed by Server
Shooter986(32) was killed by Server
Joey_Hilman(18) was killed by Server

Followed by a ton of LOL's and  WTF's.


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Reply #2414 on: April 15, 2010, 11:05:35 pm


Totally out of nowhere.


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