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Reply #2625 on: June 10, 2010, 02:31:40 pm
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Reply #2626 on: June 10, 2010, 02:33:05 pm
ok tnx



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Reply #2627 on: June 10, 2010, 05:07:24 pm
Well, this happened to me last night. Rory pulled a Tai.

Matthew_Green has been banned by [ACSD]RoryAnstruther(5) for RPG YAY!!!

hahaha  :lol:



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Reply #2628 on: June 10, 2010, 09:32:47 pm
funny things around here!

you guys remember catzu saying: no admins online, hax on!
someone said : do you put them on?
catu: I have the already on.
then he got banned for aditting hacks;p

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Reply #2629 on: June 10, 2010, 09:59:33 pm
I was a cop....then this happened


You have been unsuspected. Be a good citizen!
[NPS]b2311e(22) has been unsuspected by [WS]Battle_Kolta(87) - Self defense requested by u22
[WS]Battle_Kolta(87) Wops, over


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Reply #2630 on: June 10, 2010, 10:59:03 pm
Fail battle!! :razz:


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Reply #2631 on: June 11, 2010, 08:47:20 am
My chat was a wall of spam :( so switched around the two id's i had :D

The /ad was created in order to give players a possibility to advertise.
As a result advertising in main chat is not permitted.
If you can't accept your actions in the past, then you can't accept your actions in the future
PM is not a unban section! Wait for a manager to look at your topic.


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Reply #2632 on: June 11, 2010, 09:04:05 am
That happens to me all the time :lol:


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Reply #2633 on: June 11, 2010, 05:39:25 pm
: On TS in Air Support Channel :

HarveyJr: Alan what SWAT rank are you ?
Husky+Fawkes+Alan: Commander
HarveyJr: Commando ?
- Husky bursts out laughing for next 5 mins -
Alan: Whats Commando ?
Husky: Google "Go Commando"
- Alan Googles Go Commando -
Alan: Go Commando -  The practice of wearing no underwear.
- Husky pisses himself laughing :lol: -


Then for the rest of the night we took the mick out of Alan for going Commando :3


- later on -

HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-

- later on /r -

HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
-random cop: STOP SPAM!
HarveyJr: Ok

-5 mins later-

HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
-husky on TeamSpeak: NOT AGAIN HARVEY!!!
- HarveyJr on TS: I'm only asking his 10-20
HavreyJr: Alan what's your 10-20 ?
-Husky on TS: WHY DONT YOU FUCKING ASK ON TEAMSPEAK!?!?!?!



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Reply #2634 on: June 11, 2010, 05:44:52 pm
: On TS in Air Support Channel :

HarveyJr: Alan what SWAT rank are you ?
Husky+Fawkes+Alan: Commander
HarveyJr: Commando ?
- Husky bursts out laughing for next 5 mins -
Alan: Whats Commando ?
Husky: Google "Go Commando"
- Alan Googles Go Commando -
Alan: Go Commando -  The practice of wearing no underwear.
- Husky pisses himself laughing :lol: -


Then for the rest of the night we took the mick out of Alan for going Commando :3


- later on -

HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-

- later on /r -

HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
HarveyJr: Steve
-random cop: STOP SPAM!
HarveyJr: Ok

-5 mins later-

HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
HavreyJr: Alan
-husky on TeamSpeak: NOT AGAIN HARVEY!!!
- HarveyJr on TS: I'm only asking his 10-20
HavreyJr: Alan what's your 10-20 ?
-Husky on TS: WHY DONT YOU f**kING ASK ON TEAMSPEAK!?!?!?!
Lol'd at the first one



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Reply #2635 on: June 11, 2010, 09:27:40 pm


HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
-Alan goes quiet-



Actualy my reply to that was not going quiet, it was this:

HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
Alan: I dont care
Husky: My banhammer is bigger than yours(refering to my copbanhammer)
Alan: It's not how big it is, it's how you use it.



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Reply #2636 on: June 11, 2010, 09:50:14 pm
Actualy my reply to that was not going quiet, it was this:

HarveyJr: Hows going commando Alan ?
Alan: Do you want a copban ?
Husky: If you copban him i ban you from server!!!
Alan: I dont care
Husky: My banhammer is bigger than yours(refering to my copbanhammer)
Alan: It's not how big it is, it's how you use it.

Sorry i didn't catch the end bit :P



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Reply #2637 on: June 11, 2010, 09:54:10 pm
Why do you post TS Logs on SA-MP Logs topic? don't tell me they include SA-MP on it... but there's no point of posting them here, when topic's meant to be for SA-MP o.o

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Reply #2638 on: June 11, 2010, 10:01:15 pm
Why do you post TS Logs on SA-MP Logs topic? don't tell me they include SA-MP on it... but there's no point of posting them here, when topic's meant to be for SA-MP o.o

I was in the SAPD Channel - San Andreas Police Department it's associated with SAMP  ;)



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Reply #2639 on: June 11, 2010, 11:08:23 pm
Ok, now never mind what I said ;P since you were in SA-MP Channel o.o

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