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[SA:MP] Funny Chat Logs

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Reply #3135 on: January 01, 2011, 08:25:12 pm
This is the fastest way to get unfunny jokes on Argonath:


[21:08:17] ADVERTISEMENT: [1k Event] The most funny joke gets 1k, /pm 81

[21:08:24] PM from Jonas_Williams(99): YOUR FAT

[21:08:28] PM from Sg_Baker(43): i lost my virginity to my hands

[21:08:31] PM from [AF]iKaslu.(90): Justin Bieber is not gay

[21:08:42] PM from [WS]Ayden(126): One said hi, other said bye

[21:08:42] PM from MikeR_Araatus(59): Ma mammas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout "TAXI"

[21:08:42] PM from Ness_Ancelotti(47): JEW. LOLOLOLOLOL!OLO!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[21:08:42] PM from [7s]Jacob_Stone(108): knock knock || who is it || me i keel you

[21:08:49] PM from Harold_Fletcher(164): what's no wrong about white ppl? NOTIN

[21:08:52] PM from Alexandra_Rossi(85): Why didnt mark eat his sandwitch? because he fart !!!! HAHA

[21:08:56] PM from =AV=Monkey(73): Whys Hungary called Hungary || A: Because it's next to Turkey

[21:08:57] PM from [Rstar]IcyAero(163): Husband and Wife in store - H: Will you come already. - At town: H: Will you come already? - At be

[21:09:02] PM from [Rstar]IcyAero(163): Will you come already?

[21:09:34] PM from =AV=Monkey(73): Whys Hungary called Hungary || A: Because it's next to Turkey


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Reply #3136 on: January 01, 2011, 08:29:23 pm
[21:08:42] PM from MikeR_Araatus(59): Ma mammas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout "TAXI"

this made me go  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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Reply #3137 on: January 01, 2011, 11:21:21 pm


LOL

I don't find it funny, he failed on ID, I was in fact on my PC Kicking more people for AFK slots too, now the part that confused me was, how come an admin can kick another admin.. I was like, WTF when I got kicked by him.

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Reply #3138 on: January 02, 2011, 04:39:47 pm
This would loose its effect if I typed it....
Background: About 10 minutes of pursuit.....
then...

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Reply #3139 on: January 03, 2011, 11:51:36 am
No pictures, is it so hard to type it out?



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Reply #3140 on: January 03, 2011, 12:42:01 pm
This would loose its effect if I typed it....

Brad_Evans(49): Police Radio: Need backup, su38 escaping, market, Over .
*Suspect stops in middle of road, randomly*
PM from FlufFantasicFlapjack(38): i have a good reason for killing him ok my cat was dancing on my mouse

Happy now?


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Reply #3141 on: January 03, 2011, 05:12:45 pm




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Reply #3142 on: January 03, 2011, 06:13:49 pm
Write it down, jesus... the topic is for chatlogs NOT screenshots of them.

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Reply #3143 on: January 03, 2011, 06:37:50 pm
Yeeey im on that screenshot:3


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Reply #3144 on: January 04, 2011, 11:19:44 pm
Write it down, jesus... the topic is for chatlogs NOT screenshots of them.
Yeeey im on that screenshot:3

lol


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Reply #3145 on: January 06, 2011, 09:15:48 am
Yeeey im on that screenshot:3

Haha michelle



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Reply #3146 on: January 06, 2011, 09:32:48 am
Brad_Evans(49): Police Radio: Need backup, su38 escaping, market, Over .
*Suspect stops in middle of road, randomly*
PM from FlufFantasicFlapjack(38): i have a good reason for killing him ok my cat was dancing on my mouse

Happy now?

Hehe :3



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Reply #3147 on: January 06, 2011, 10:48:10 pm
All screenshots from this point will just be deleted..

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Reply #3148 on: January 07, 2011, 01:28:53 pm
Luky[SBC] : The suspect U72 is inside the bar
Oceawyn : For what reason
Luky[SBC] : What you mean?
Jimmy.(72) Was suspected by officer Oceawyn(50) for bar
Luky[SBc] : Facepalm
Jimmy.(72) was suspected by officer oceawyn(50) for facepalm

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Reply #3149 on: January 07, 2011, 11:26:34 pm
All screenshots from this point will just be deleted..
Start giving warnings (a)

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