Err..my friends and my nickname

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1st friend called Hairy black because he is a little bit black and hairy
2nd friend called Laklak(Cocern) becuase hes so skinny and his legs are so tall
3rd friend called Shorty because he is short
4th called Fly (as the bug)
5th called Mr lips because he has huge lips
and I'm called the Alsatian because my friends think I look like that dog >.>