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Offline Leonardo

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Reply #75 on: August 02, 2009, 09:55:20 pm
Quote from: Matute on August 01, 2009, 11:33:37 pm
Of course i will.

Lies.

You wasnt there D:

Debating with idiots it's like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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Reply #76 on: August 03, 2009, 12:55:04 am
Quote from: Leonardo on August 02, 2009, 09:55:20 pm
Lies.

You wasnt there D:
:gd: I was busy with some matters  :roll:


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Reply #77 on: August 03, 2009, 01:00:34 am
Weddings with full of DMing, drugs, whiskey, spamming (by me)... ahhh.. So funny :D


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Reply #78 on: August 03, 2009, 03:30:55 pm
Quote from: Matute on August 03, 2009, 12:55:04 am
:gd: I was busy with some matters  :roll:

Raping Fabio? :D

Quote from: Kessu on August 03, 2009, 01:00:34 am
Weddings with full of DMing, drugs, whiskey, spamming (by me)... ahhh.. So funny :D

Lol true :)

Debating with idiots it's like trying to play chess with a pigeon - it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

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Reply #79 on: August 20, 2009, 05:35:39 pm
Haha!!!  :D
I was away for a while and Matute's rape list is longer than ever.


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Reply #80 on: August 20, 2009, 06:08:45 pm
D:


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Reply #81 on: August 21, 2009, 12:53:40 pm
heheh i lolled on this one !  :banana:


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Reply #82 on: August 28, 2009, 03:27:56 am
* Matute goes to G.P.A HQ and sticks an Announcement at the door, with tears coming down from his eyes...

The Tragic Day has come, it was either God or Human Kind who was going to finish this, sadly, Human Kind did. Mrs. Oma Kolta was found dead on August 28th at 2:34 am in a farm on the State of SA. Killer is still unknown for Police Department.  We still dont know if this was a hit by mafia, or just some junky guy, as she was found inside a farm. But, we got a photo which was taken by a Security Camera at the exact time she was killed, after that, we dont know why, but it shut down all of sudden. Even worse, killer's face is impossible to recognize, below this announcement is the picture. I hope that this awesome grandmother be remembered as the great person she was. She didnt leave a will, so the new Leader of Granny Protection Agency, will be me, Matute Kolta, hidden son of Oma Kolta. If you got any question about who i am or where did i come from, feel free to contact me.

                  Signed,
                              Matute Kolta




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Reply #83 on: August 28, 2009, 04:12:07 am
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wow: :wow: :wow:
GOOD LUCK LOL

No I don't play anymore

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Reply #84 on: August 28, 2009, 07:55:07 am
Oma D:


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Reply #85 on: August 29, 2009, 01:01:55 am
WHO THE FUCK DID IT ? :O


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Reply #86 on: August 29, 2009, 07:24:11 am
Quote from: Wolfe on August 29, 2009, 01:01:55 am
WHO THE f**k DID IT ? :O
Thats a very good question.


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Reply #87 on: August 29, 2009, 04:18:30 pm
Sorry D:


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Reply #88 on: August 30, 2009, 12:53:35 am
 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

R.I.P MOMMA!

You are missed and we will not ever forget you and your loving existence. You will live on our hearts forever!

Yours
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Reply #89 on: August 30, 2009, 02:29:00 am
* Leonardo takes a plane and flys to San Andreas.
* Leonardo lands at Los Santos Airport.
* Leonardo takes a Taxi and goes immediatly to G.P.A HQ.
* Leonardo leaves a Flower and a paper at the Door and goes away crying a bit.

''Matute Kolta,i'm sure you'll do a very good job on the Charge of the G.P.A. Your momma were an great person and she will be not forgotten. As Dexter said:

Quote from: Dexter on August 30, 2009, 12:53:35 am

You will live on our hearts forever!


Grandson and Kolta Family Member,Leonardo.




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