Going to the US, any tips?

[MarioRinarri]

Never get into a cab with a suspicious Taliban driver in it.

[tiderman]

Tiderman is Swedish? And go to the Capital of Juarez, Mexico.... El Paso, Texas.

I think it's just me who gets the joke, stongface

Yeah, I'm swedish but  I think the flag just suits me here on the forums. To my roleplay character and all.

[Janicch]

Good luck! Try to speak in russian at airports - я по ангискы не бум бум, as in rl happened already 

[Chuck_Norris]

beware of pokemon's in the grand canyon. I head Onyx lives there.

avoid contact with pigs to avoid getting infected by swine virus

[SugarD]

Tips:

Don't go US
Go Thailand

 

Don't bring the gun. You need it to be licensed, registered, and you can't bring weapons on the plane.

@The Swine Flu thing: You can't get it from infected pigs. A mutated version jumped the barrier already, but what the infected pigs have is the original version. Only the mutated one can infect you.

[Chuck_Norris]

Don't bring the gun. You need it to be licensed, registered, and you can't bring weapons on the plane.

@The Swine Flu thing: You can't get it from infected pigs. A mutated version jumped the barrier already, but what the infected pigs have is the original version. Only the mutated one can infect you.

So if i kiss a pig, i won't get infected?

NICE !

[SugarD]

Duh?

The 2009 flu outbreak in humans, known as "swine flu", is due to a new strain of influenza A virus subtype H1N1 that contained genes most closely related to swine influenza. The origin of this new strain is unknown, however, the World Organization for Animal Health (OIE) reports that this strain has not been isolated in pigs. This strain can be transmitted from human to human, and causes the normal symptoms of influenza.

[Gandalf]

Learn Spanish :P

[Jubin]

Well, Knoot, you haven't ever served me, so if you want any tips, first you have to serve me, then we'll see how big is your tip.

[Knoothead]

Tips:

Don't go US
Go Thailand

 

Haha, whats better with thailand? Double length to sit on a plane. Yeah ofcourse it's cheaper when there. But. I'm going to USA mostly for shopping & driving nice cars so

Well, Knoot, you haven't ever served me, so if you want any tips, first you have to serve me, then we'll see how big is your tip.

haha what?

Learn Spanish :P

OHyeah, I had some exam today on spanish, I guessed on every question

Manhattan Mall on 33rd street.

That sounds great! I'll google it!

[James_Alterlis]

Haha, whats better with thailand? Double length to sit on a plane. Yeah ofcourse it's cheaper when there.

We got a lot of good things and a nice car also
What u think, u can buy nice car such as Ford or Honda in a cheap price but best quality like US  :razz:

Good things in Thailand:

Thai Foods
Culture
Kick Boxing (Thai Boxing)
Sea, Islands, Coast, Diving, Swimming
Mountain, River, Waterfall
And a lot of more tourist places 

 

[Matthew_Cipricla]

Act like a dum tourist who knows almost nothing about America. That is when people treat you nice....

[BlackBird]

Goto
EMPulse Records, Port Orange/Daytona Beach, Florida...
And Brgin T3h Money or the Cute Bunny Gets it!  

[SargentJosh]

hmmmm well. i dont really ike USA...... i like the desert eagle idea... oh heres one, go to the nevada desert and go past teh "RESTRICTED AREA - DEADLY FORCE WILL BE USED AGAINST TRESSPASSERS" sign. make sre you take your runing shoes :P

[James_Alterlis]

hmmmm well. i dont really ike USA...... i like the desert eagle idea... oh heres one, go to the nevada desert and go past teh "RESTRICTED AREA - DEADLY FORCE WILL BE USED AGAINST TRESSPASSERS" sign. make sre you take your runing shoes :P

0.1& chance to survive!  :wow:

Just stand nearby the Area 69 Gate
The soldier will ask u, don't answer or speak something like Alien language
Then they will suspicious u and BANG Headshot