Fun Facts!

[Vaeldious]

FUN FACTS
About Argonath RPG

These are just some of the uber-1337 things I've learned since joining Argonath RPG.

• Jetpack does not make you impervious to solid objects.
• Planes do not bounce very high off ground if landing gears are up.
• Spinning really fast while drunk makes me dizzy.
• Gas Pumps CAN be blown up by punching.
• CapsLock is NOT sexy.
• When falling from a cliff without parachute, remember: You can't fly.
• I have Magic Jelly Beans.
• [R*]Ronnel's camper cannot fly unless [R*]Ronnel is flying it.
• Groves do not spawn with tec-9's. No matter HOW gangster you think you are.
• Pizzaboy chases FTW!
• "Bring Your Own Weapon" does not mean 'Fists'.
• Suicide from bridge over water in counter-productive.
• Tanks do not float very well. 
• Boats do not naturally spawn at LSPD or Grove Street.
• Alcohol and flying a Hydra do not mix well; Coca-cola does.
• All DMers are emo (-_\\)
• People like to watch [R*]Ron pee.

What have YOU learned?

-=V=-

[Tice]

• CapsLock is NOT sexy.

''CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL''

[Vaeldious]

''CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL''

:\ You just proved my point. :\

-=V=-

[Tice]

:\ You just proved my point. :\

-=V=-

Dude, that's like, the 1st rule of the internet.

[gr4nt]

• Boats do not naturally spawn at LSPD or Grove Street.

Well.....Ive learned that they dont spawn in LSPD or Grove Street

But they do spawn in Downtown Los Santos!

[Gandalf]

 - Most banned players have family.
 - Nobody uses a command until it is not working
 - If you want a player to leave, make them admin and revoke their rights.
 - I aim better if I am drunk.

[Jubin]

- Most of the players have hacks installed in their computer but they "don't" use them on Argonath
- Everybody's younger brother can find/download/install/hack while they are using bathroom.

[BlackBird]

-98% of dmers say there noobs but wen told how to play persist in dming
-9% of all players that play gta are .0000001% more likely to comit a crime then someone who does not   

the last one is totally true...look it up on google
 

[Hafford]

-SAMP and dial up don't mix
-Boats shouldn't fly
-Boats shoudln't be ontop of the highest tower in LS
-S0biet users have a lot of ammo
-Lag is hacking
-You can be sued for shooting a person 4 mins after you shoot them (not /su)
-Random planes in the middle of the road are bad for you
-User Tracks radio, dial up, and a Infernus make you go above 500
-Teleporting onto main admins ends up badly
-Boats CAN end up on roofs
-Flying helicopters in blue hell is dangerous
-Flying helicopters in blue hell is extreamly pointless and fun
-People in blue hell talk in caps a lot
-People in blue hell are a hazzard to drivers
-Don't idle in cop spawn area
-Don't play in east los santos
-Crowds of fans follow [R*]RON a lot
-NRG Doesn't spawn in Groove St.
-Infernus doesn't spawn in Groove St.
-Helicopters parked in the middle of Groove st. = a lot of fun for someone
-Pertending to of timedout can save your life
-Yelling abuser in real life makes people look at you sideways
-Pausing when being parked on by a car doesn't save your life
-Pausing when jumping from high places doesn't save your life
-Pausing when being beat by a gang of gray named groove st. skins CAN save your life.

[RWGIII]

-I tend to scare people away with my kinkiness

[Jubin]

-40% of the players tries to use admin commands.

[Dave]

-99% of kicked people come back again and again till they are banned
-59% of ban evaders have to get their IP route blocked

[Gimli]

-40% of the players tries to use admin commands.

That's exactly me

I try to use /rules

[Gird3r]

40 % of all permbanned players are complete fags
30% of all people i have to kick, i will have to kick again.
90% of all argonath rpg people tend to like p3t3y's services'.

4/10 Perm bans are due to being an complete idiot who likes to be an idiot.

Pissing RON off will most likely end up whit you in jail and being slapped by rapers  :wow:

And Sauron always watch you. So be carefull. He may watching you while you are in your bathroom 

[itsonlyaname]

-jays name is jay not gay (this is pointed at JOHN)
-do not make funny noises on the police radio u will get kicked
-do not piss of ron it = perm ban
-clowns are funny
-a minigun is a ban for life
-90% of people are money loving
-stop asking ron about casinos or thell be perm closed
- (THE MAIN POINT)argounath rules