Talk to strangers

[Aksel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Male, 9, Pakistan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post Merge: April 17, 2010, 11:10:49 pmYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI MAN
You: LOL
Stranger: HI DUDE!
You: HEY MAN
Stranger: LOLOL,OOLOLOL
You: WHATS UP LOL
You: LOL
Stranger: I DONT KNOW DUDE
You: LOL DUDE
You: HAHA
Stranger: I KNOW ROFL
You: LOL
Stranger: DUDE WHATS UP WITH YOU?
You: MAN I DONT KNOW MAN
You: MAN
You: WHERE ARE YOU FROM MAN
Stranger: RUSSIA
Stranger: BUT IM NOT
Stranger: COMMUNIST
Stranger: I HATE STALIN
You: I AM FROM GERMANY
Stranger: I HATE SOVIETISM
You: BUT IM NOT NAZI
You: LOL
Stranger: AIGHT COOL]
You: JOKING
You: I AM LIKE...SERIOUSLY
You: I'M COOL
Stranger: I KNEW IT
You: LOL
Stranger: WHAT?
You: I AM INDIAN
You: black
You: REAL BLACK black
You: LOL
Stranger: SO?
You: HAHA
Stranger: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AGAISNT YOU GUYS
You: WHY NOT
You: WE HATE YOU GUYS DOWN HERE
You: CUZ RUSSIANS ARE BAD GUIZE
Stranger: RUSSIANS?
You: YEAH
You: YOU
Stranger: BUT IM NOT COMMUNIST
You: YES YOU ARE
Stranger: OR STLINIST
You: BORN RUSSIAN = COMMUNIST
You: LOL
Stranger: actually im not
You: AND WHY ARE WE TALKING WITH CAPS LOCK
Stranger: truth be told
Stranger: cuz you started out that way
Stranger: i have a biology question
You: K.
Stranger: how many ass cracks can hold a gallon of semen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sprunk]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Yo
You: So...
Stranger: asl?
You: WTF dont say asl..
You: Only l  - They hate L
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: yo yo
You: ASL?
Stranger: m us
You: m/argonath
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi horny girl up for some dirty talk  - ORLY?
You: asl
Stranger: 20 fem USA ca
You: m/argonath
Stranger: How old
You: Restricted knowledge - I'm an FBI agent at Argonath
Stranger: Oh is your cock big enough to hurt me  - Ofc
You: Restricted knowledge - I'm an FBI agent at Argonath
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love merges

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo
Stranger: hi i'm rahul 17/m/india]
You: I didnt say asl...
Stranger: u tell
You: m/argonath
You: Wanna hear about argonath?
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You: WHYYYYY!!!

Do not post dangerous links...

Pure awesomeness xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 92/m/Argonath - Hobbit
Stranger: really
You: Yeah
Stranger: im 79
You: WTF
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a horny girl looking for some fun?  - I entered and text popped up!
You: No? You wrote that shit in 2ms?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kent]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
You: I am faster
Stranger: hi
You: MWUAHAHAH
You: MWUAHAHAHAH
You: YOU CANT BEAT ME
Stranger: bear
You: NOOB
You: YOU ARE A BIG N00B
Stranger: right well I have to dry off and get out of this bikini, you can talk to urself for a while k

[Chuck_Norris]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Are u female?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe
You: i'm not sure
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Stranger: hey hey
You: Hi Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm not too bad
Stranger: yourself?
You: i'm feeling pregnant today
You: i ate to much pancakes
You: oh god i feel like throwing up
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: how does that make you feel pregnant tho?
You: i don't know
You: did i ask u something?
You: I DONT THINK SO?
You: So...
You: are u female? ^^
Stranger: no i'm a ugy
You: no ur ugly?
You: oh, i see
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 / Yes please / Argonath
You: asl?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 17 atleast once a day sweden
You: only once atleast? make that 5...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: so, when we meet?
Stranger: do you have tits ?
You: i has manboobs, does that count?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: cause it turns me off
You: what turns you on?
You: Penis?
Stranger: pussy
You: don't call me a pussy for telling the truth?
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You: Hey.
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
You: if u want me to be, i am yes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf?
You: i can roleplay
You: /me is asian
You: now i'm asian
You: pretty cool huh?
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: u really dont get it huh?
You: /me is asian
You: i'm asian
You: /me is finnish
You: i'm finnish
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[Kent]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Are u female?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: are you?
You: maybe
You: i'm not sure
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey hey
You: Hi Hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: i'm not too bad
Stranger: yourself?
You: i'm feeling pregnant today
You: i ate to much pancakes
You: oh god i feel like throwing up
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: how does that make you feel pregnant tho?
You: i don't know
You: did i ask u something?
You: I DONT THINK SO?
You: So...
You: are u female? ^^
Stranger: no i'm a ugy
You: no ur ugly?
You: oh, i see
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 / Yes please / Argonath
You: asl?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: 17 atleast once a day sweden
You: only once atleast? make that 5...
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: so, when we meet?
Stranger: do you have tits ?
You: i has manboobs, does that count?
Stranger: no
You: Why not?
Stranger: cause it turns me off
You: what turns you on?
You: Penis?
Stranger: pussy
You: don't call me a pussy for telling the truth?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Hey.
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
You: if u want me to be, i am yes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: wtf?
You: i can roleplay
You: /me is asian
You: now i'm asian
You: pretty cool huh?
Stranger: r u asian? or finnish?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: u really dont get it huh?
You: /me is asian
You: i'm asian
You: /me is finnish
You: i'm finnish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol
Chuck, if you do Video-chat, alot of people are things with (|) (pe***)

[ilakon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: : 0
You: Wat?
Stranger: I remember when I had MY first beer...
You: Yeah.. I remember when I had my first choklat milk..
You: U wanna know my biggest secret?
Stranger: k
You: My momy told me to not talk not strangers
You: But I do
You: hihihihihihihi
Stranger: *gasp*
You: She told me...
You: They are dangerous
You: Just liek the jonas brothers!
Stranger: *stabs you*
You: R u dangerous??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aksel]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY MAN
Stranger: horny?
You: EXTREMELY HORNY
You: GRR
Stranger: asl?
You: Female, 52, Russia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ilakon]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m here
You: Hai
You: i here
Stranger: male here
You: im female
Stranger: age?
You: 62
Stranger: frm?
You: Brazil
Stranger: u have webcam?
You: No
Stranger: u like sex?
You: Ya
Stranger: when last did u had it ?
You: hmmm
You: Lemme think
You: 46 years ago
Stranger: fuck off grandma
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Y2JFaN]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: chick or dick
You: lol
You: i should have seen that coming as the first question
Stranger: oh yeah?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HARRO
Stranger: ASL??
You: you dont need to know
Stranger: WHAY
You: cuz
Stranger: F M
You: M
Stranger: GARD MARAO
You: lol bye
Stranger: MOTER f**kEE
You: no u
Stranger: BAHEN CHOD
Stranger: MA CHOD
You: Good deal.
Stranger: SON OF bad guy
You: hey hey kind sir no need for that language
You: Please refrain from vulgar language!
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Stranger: SO WAT
You: so what?!
You: SO WHAT?!
Stranger: SHUT UP
You: okay im sorry
Stranger: NO NEED TO SORRY
You: okay
You: im sorry for sorry.
Stranger: DO U HAVE SISTER
You: yeah
Stranger: THEN f**kER
You: her name is mama luigi
You: no i dont want to do that
Stranger: OK f**k HER
You: NO!! I dont want to!
Stranger: OK THEN I WILL f**k HEER
You: no kind sir, you will not.
Stranger: U HAVE
Stranger: ID
Stranger: MOTHERf**kER
You: yeah my ID is ammaiurjkqgiuskbjqe4w74479479
You: Sir i told you to keep the vulgar to yourself.
You: Can you do that for me?
Stranger: MY ID IS MOTHER f**kER 112234567
You: Okay. but sir please, keep the vulgar to yourself!
Stranger: TERE MAA KI CHUT
You: Okay could you also speak english sir.
Stranger: OK DEN.........
You: Thank you
You: So, how is your day going/
You: ?
Stranger: WATS UR GUD NSME
Stranger: name
You: my gud name?
Stranger: yups
You: what is that? I told you to keep it english.
Stranger: yeah....ok
You: Yeah thats whatI thought
You: Got anything else to say?
Stranger: just do...wat isay.........
You: WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MA' KEYS?!?
Stranger: whats that?????????
You: its Tourettes guy silly. If you need a laugh go check him out on youtube! FASHION BUG!

[Freedom]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: dam
Stranger: asl?
You:
You: 12/f/iceland
You: I live near the volcano
Stranger: how cool
Stranger: any pics?
You: no
You: i have no internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Call_me_Dad]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Well hello there stranger
You: hi
You: lets play a game
Stranger: The game?
You: the first one who disconnects loses
You: so u try to piss me off, i do the same
You: ready?
Stranger: sounds cool
You: :P
Stranger: fuck yeah tard
You: haha its hard to offend me
You: so that wont work
Stranger: also hard to offend me
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: calling u a tard didn't?
You: nah
Stranger: now i'm sad
Stranger: really
You: try "asshole"
Stranger: I truly am
Stranger: okey asshole
You: okay that didnt work either
Stranger: he mad?
You: he is?
Stranger: so from?
You: India
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that's hillarious
You: hhaha racism doesnt offend me either
Stranger: aren't u those ppl with dots in your forehead
You: no, notone of those
Stranger: i belive u are
Stranger: also, i call all asians for chinese.. and u are not... makes a problem for me
You: acually not, but i think it looks sexy
You: yah China....too many of them
Stranger: yeah like a big ... ona secunda
You: one sec over, want another?
Stranger: pimple
You: yah, thats easy to have on a forehead
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it truly is
You: easier than a white dot
Stranger: indians = red ppl, yes?
You: red means?
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: i think i've heard it in a cowboy movie or something
Stranger: anyways
You: ahh Red americns
Stranger: yes
You: where r u from?
Stranger: just thougt.. easier than a white dot
Stranger: who would want pure awesomeness in your face
?
Stranger: well acually
Stranger: i would
Stranger: but now they are red
Stranger: so
Stranger: that kinda sucks
You: whats the hardest thing to have on a forehead?
Stranger: i'm from sweden
You: okayz
Stranger: titan
You: a bullet wound?
Stranger: sorryu
Stranger: no
Stranger: diamond
Stranger: hardest material in world
Stranger: gtfo
You: hahah nice 1
Stranger: so
You: ok, ill fuck off and be back in a sec
You: back
Stranger: clever boy..
Stranger: so how come u are nice and trying to piss me of on the same time?
Stranger: dubbel morale
You: that comes naturally
You: ill tell u a trick, maybe ull be able to do that
You: think that you have to show this chat to someone
You: maybe...post in public
Stranger: arr?
You: then u try not to offend the other guy
Stranger: and u will automaticly be the nice guy
Stranger: i c
You: yeah
Connection imploded.

[Chuck_Norris]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi horny boy 17 here
You: horny, female, 81, russia
Stranger: 81?
You: yes, got a problem with that?
Stranger: you lie
You: no i do not
You: want to see my wrinkels?
Stranger: show pic
You: sure hang on
You: http://imagecache.blastro.com/images/feat/Justin_Bieber1.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Daco]

Hi, do you have half a brain to realise posting dangerous links on these forums could get you FORUM BANNED for attempting to infect other users? Do NOT do it again!
-GiacJr

[Chuck_Norris]

daco remove the link at once, might be virus + its porn..

[Daco]

it's a bot lol, i know it's a virus