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on: June 16, 2007, 03:28:34 am
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I aint santa... Ive got something for the bad bitches too.


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Reply #1 on: June 16, 2007, 03:30:11 am
Cool.  ;)

I didn't read it all, but that was disturbing.



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Reply #2 on: June 16, 2007, 11:02:34 am
Next time you feel the need to have deep thought try to solve this problem.

If you can not go down on stairs that are going up and can not go up on stairs that are going down, then why do you not have two stairs in your house ?

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Reply #3 on: June 16, 2007, 11:35:46 am
LMAO now i got headake



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Reply #4 on: June 16, 2007, 12:28:24 pm
WTF? I smell fish! :conf:



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Reply #5 on: June 16, 2007, 12:36:29 pm
Soo you drive a spotr's car with one place left. All over you is storm. Sudenly you see on bus stop three people. Your best friend, old lady and beautiful woman. What you should do? Hmm.. you can take your best friend. But do you leave old granny at storm... an woman off your life also. That would be not good. Ok you take old granny, but you have another problem. You have to leave woman of your life and your best friend. It is also not good. Then you change mind, lets take woman off your life... yeah. But hey, do you leave there your best friend and old granny. Then you ask yourself. Why i not buy the mini van? ...  :idea:



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Reply #6 on: June 16, 2007, 01:10:35 pm
Soo you drive a spotr's car with one place left. All over you is storm. Sudenly you see on bus stop three people. Your best friend, old lady and beautiful woman. What you should do? Hmm.. you can take your best friend. But do you leave old granny at storm... an woman off your life also. That would be not good. Ok you take old granny, but you have another problem. You have to leave woman of your life and your best friend. It is also not good. Then you change mind, lets take woman off your life... yeah. But hey, do you leave there your best friend and old granny. Then you ask yourself. Why i not buy the mini van? ...  :idea:

I'd take the woman of my life :(

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Reply #7 on: June 16, 2007, 04:28:16 pm
Yeah i read this all. Maybe you saw movie  "Joe Dirt", this is kinda same, weird story. "Legend of Joe Dirt" souns same as "Legend of Abraham " 



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Reply #8 on: June 16, 2007, 06:53:54 pm
okey, so if anyone has actually been reading what i'v been posting. they know i like poo alot, and potatoes. so i want YOU, and not the guy next to you, but YOU to go take a dump then come back to the computer and explain to me exactly how you felt when you made the dookie.

And i would also like if YOU could tell me how you write the word: poo in your language.
In sweden we call it "bajs", and now i gotta talk about poo because its realy awsome. How come poo is brown? why not green? and why not the colour of the food you eat, and why does it always have pieces of corn in it  :trust:

and towards the people who dosnt enjoy the feeling of pooping, **** off. pooing is the greatest shit ever made. you just sit there on the toilet, maybe reading a newspaper or writing on the comp if you got a laptop and all off a sudden all this brown shit starts to flush out of your ass. and then you sit there for atleast 10 min after you finished your dump, then you whipe your buttom (in most cases) then if you'r not a freak, you wash your hands whipe the hands and then you go back to argonath RPG saying: lol i just made the biggest shit ever made!

Diarea, im not sure if its the word or not, but i think it is. please tell me how to spell this word in your language, in sweden i think its spelled: Dearé or something like that im not 100% sure, i realy dont enjoy having diarea since it goes to fast, so you cant realy enjoy it. pluss it smells alot worse then real ferm poo does. and why do you think diarea has a more light brown color then the poo that has a realy brown brown color?

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In lithuanian poo is called "šūdas" :D.

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Reply #9 on: June 17, 2007, 06:33:18 pm
Love-
xcasio :weed:

*cough**cough*

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Reply #10 on: June 17, 2007, 06:46:49 pm
If you want to set your password to '******' how do you prevent it being shown when you type it in?



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Reply #11 on: June 17, 2007, 06:50:06 pm
Someone's stealing my thing >=(

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Lol, you finally realised :P

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Reply #12 on: June 17, 2007, 07:43:58 pm
If you want to set your password to '******' how do you prevent it being shown when you type it in?

Get Windows XP, then you get:

"●●●●●●●●●"

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Reply #13 on: June 17, 2007, 07:59:06 pm
Love-
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Cheers,
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I dont know why do you type something like love- Joe or something... why not put it in your sig?? Then you dont have to type it all over again  ;)


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Reply #14 on: June 17, 2007, 08:29:28 pm
Well my name is already in my sig.. and a nice picture i made to look at :D


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