Rhymes Room [ HELP US VOTE THE BEST RAPPER READ]

[Varjaca]

Dedicated to all WANNABE internet gangsters (( DeNiro - Mozes da pucas na mene- DeNiro - you can shoot me )):


Kome izdao si album ne kupuje ga niko
Pa sta si ocekivao sa takvom truba spikom
Na forumu me pljujete,jebite se svi
Svi znate ko sam ja,ja ne znam ko ste vi
Komp ste dobili za rodjendan,matorci vas sponzorisu
Pljujete MC-jeve,svi ste gangsteri na potpisu
Kritikujte ovo,internet homici
Zovu me DeNiro,veciti saputnik .............
Od smole lepe se prstici,motaju se papirici
Drotovi nas jure jer ilegalni su poslici
Ulazim u studio,u ruci nosim bombu
Spreman za Freestyle borbu,u vazduh dizem gluvu sobu
Rime dilujem k'o robu,u finansijskom smo dobu.
Ako nocas umrem,rime pisacu u grobu
Kako god,ko vas jebe,mi smo rod
Nemam dinara u dzepu,al' imam gradski hod
Do juce rib'o pod,zbog dnevnice
Bio oteran,danas lovim rime ko jebeni lovac divljac
Yeah DeNiro.,lovac na divljac

Mozes da pucas na mene,kreni sa ekipom na mene
Al' ne dam lake poene,zajebi fensi refrene
Mozes da pucas na mene,pusti i dzukce na mene
Ne jebem face sa scene,beton mi struji kroz vene

Mozes da pucas na mene,kreni sa ekipom na mene
Al' ne dam lake poene,zajebi fensi refrene
Mozes da pucas na mene,al' ja ne napustam binu
Ako me ubijes nocas,sutra obuci crninu

Ostajem na bini,i pivskom flasom kad me gadjaju
M ti ja ti oprastam,sranja se dogadjaju
Jebe mi se dal' album izdacu,i rime nizacu
Stihove betoniracu,bine sve asfaltiracu
MC-jeve masakrircu,gradovima marsiracu
Limenke piva cirkacu,basket po gradu igracu
Denirov svet izgradicu,ko travu rime sadicu
Mikrofone zapalicu,mikrofone razvalicu
Streber satro reper,ma daj ucuti derpe
U osnovnoj skoli,svi lupali su ti klempe
Sad si kao poznat idol klinkica
Glumis mangupa,a obicna si pickica
Malo filozofiras,malo se foliras
Malo razvijen stondiras,malo Eminema kopiras
Malo za novine poziras,malo si na TV-u
Maloltnice po zurkama tucas u WC-u
Klosaris iz fazona,sminkan si pred kamerom
Ja ne klosarim namerno,tu me je zivot naterao
Ti budi poznat,jebe mi se za izdavanje
Lima pali kuci,sutra imas predavanje
Bezeci od tuge,gazimo razlicite pruge
Na bini jebete mame,a keve daju vam za pjuge
Ti se popnes na stejdz,urlas,jedan si od brace
A mama ti jos uvek pere usrane gace

Mozes da pucas na mene,kreni sa ekipom na mene
Al' ne dam lake poene,zajebi fensi refrene
Mozes da pucas na mene,pusti i dzukce na mene
Ne jebem face sa scene,beton mi struji kroz vene

Mozes da pucas na mene,kreni sa ekipom na mene
Al' ne dam lake poene,zajebi fensi refrene
Mozes da pucas na mene,al' ja ne napustam binu
Ako me ubijes nocas,sutra obuci crninu

Svako ko kaze da stihove bolje slaze,taj laze
To su sarene laze,donosim urbane pejzaze
Ovde MC zvanja ne vaze,panduri me traze
Ludji od djeneral Draze,
k`o Kastro javljam se sa plantaze,
Daj upaljac da dzonjam plane bol da stane
Umesto suza,kes za kane,kinta za takozvane
Mrzim repere koji se bave zanatom
Pricaju o ulici a zive s mamom i tatom
Laju preko neta,po forumima se kurce
Mama ih obuce,tekstove napamet uce
Imaju topao dom,uvek veceru na stolu
Uvek placen internet,idu redovno u skolu
Voze tatin auto,nose najskuplje patike
A keva ih preslisava zadatke iz matemetike
U sobi TV,komp,DVD, diskmen,mp3
Sony kamera,sve sto nemamo ja i ti
U pesmama je klosar,satro nema para
Leti letovanje,Grcka,zimi Kopaonik,Tara
Ako takav si smokljan,ako tako zivis
Zasto onda lazes da se mucis da prezivis
Zelis biti IN,pa lazes bez blama
Mobilni ti zvoni,sigurno te zove mama
Na bini sam uvek spreman k

[tiderman]

So.. Do you guys actually rap your texts or...

[Varjaca]

So.. Do you guys actually rap your texts or...

I copied this text, but i got my rhymes

[BeLLa]

I write these rhymes (With a few friends) . It's about my hometown. ;D Sorry but it's german

Breyell, Lobberich oder Kaki,
Komm erstmal nach Bilo und kipp dir'n Raki,
Bei uns wird die Nacht zum Tag
und dann geht's richtig ab.
Dann gibt's

[Varjaca]

I will translate it, its very sad song

Za moju mamu!

Kad pogledam u proslost ovih dana to radim cesto
Ni jedna ne bi mogla zauzeti tvoje mesto
Iz dana kad si me dojila neznoscu
Dane bojila, bajke citala pred spavanje
Slatke reci govorila - porodica te razorila
Ti, cale razvedeni
Ja ljubav sam trazio na ulici uz klince slicne meni
Krao, pravio gluposti, nedostajao mi je tata
Al ti si uvek bila tu da me podignes iz blata
Uz pratnju suza sto sapucu, suze za starijom sestrom
Delio, deo srca se slomio, kad se cale odselio
Al sam nastavio dalje
Cala posecivao, bol pretvarao u slova koja sam zapisivao
Puno sranja proziveo, krsio pravila
Pamtim docek Nove kad si me od batina plavila
Ja sam se drao na tebe, bio klinac u pubertetu
Al tebe, sestru i cala voleo najvise na svetu
I danas je tako, zivotarim tek onako
Puno puta plak'o, svakom suzom sam nebo tak'o...
Mama nasmej se!

Bila si svetla stana mracnih dana
S posla pravo u kuhinju da spremi se neka hrana
Iz nicega pravila slatke specijalitete
Mala iznenadjenja za jedino musko dete
Mama, ti si ceo moj svet
A ja, jedva za 8. mart skrpim da ti kupim cvet
Posle razlaza sa calom nisi se udavala
Meni i sestri uvek zadnji dinar davala
U neprijatne situacije cesto sam te stavljao
Familiju razocarao kad sam sesti ponavljao
Nikad te nisam slusao, uvek si bila u pravu
U sobi plakala krisom dok sam prodavao travu
Lose me drustvo odvuklo u losem smeru
Nisam imao meru - odrastao u soliteru
Gledam malu Bojanu, detinjstvo joj nije bajka
Zivi s tatom i sestrama al joj nedostaje majka...

Voleo bih da si nasmejana, a ne uplakana
Kad s posla dodjes umorna svakog sivog radnog dana
Tesko mi je kad si sama
Shvatam ulogu zene kad prave reci bi da kazes
One uvek zaneme, ti odes na spavanje
Cesto te gledam kad zaspis
Izgledas tako bezbrizno
U sest se budis, da ne kasnis na posao
Skuvas kafu, umijes lice
Posle jutarnje cigarete u ulici sreces komsinice
Nervozne zbog malih plata, loseg braka
Secam se tvojih reci: "Danijele, kuci, pre mraka!"
Posle posla sat - dva odspavas, operes sudove prljave
Operes ves na ruke, sto od posla su zuljave
A kad si ostala bez posla, secam se svakog prizora
Slomljena, tuznog lica plakala ispred televizora
A ja k'o lik iz retrovizora nisam znao kako da te oraspolozim
Pa s tobo zajedno sam plakao
Uvek u dugovima - novac smo pozajmljivali
U problemima plivali, non stop se zaduzivali
Mama, sad sam poznat, al kad se spuste zavese
I dalje sam onaj stari, mama nasmej se!
Post Merge: November 16, 2009, 09:15:35 pmFor my mom!

When i look in the past , and i do it often these days
No women could take your place
From day you used to nurse me
Colored my days, readed Fables before sleep
You were saying sweet words - but family teared you apart
You and dad divorced
I Searched for love on streets with kids similiar to me
Stealed, made stupid things, i missed my dad
But you were always there to help me when i fall
Shared Tears with my older sister 
part of my hearth got broken when my dad left us
But i moved on
I visited my dad , i converted my pain into words im writing now
I lived thru alot of shit , breakin rules
I still remember New Year celebration
When you beated me
I was yelling on you, i was just kid in pubertety
But i loved you,Sister and Daddy more then anything
ITs same today, im still loving you
i Cried alot of times , i touched the sky with every my tear

You were Bright side of any dark day
From job right to kitchen to make some food
You made sweet specialities from nothing
Little suprises for only male child
Mom you are my whole world
And me, i can barely get money to buy you an flower on 8. March
After divorcing with my dad, you didnt marry
You gave your last $ to me and my sister
I was putting you in lot of ugly situations
I dissapointed whole family when i had to repeat 6. Year of school
I never listened to you, but you were always right
You were crying in your room, while i was out selling weed
Bad Friends dragged me in bad direction
I didnt have measure , i grew up in soliter
Im looking at little Bojana, her childhood is not fable
she lives with daddy and sisters, she misses her mother
Mom make a smile

I love to see you smiling, not crying
When you come for work tired every day, every gray working day
Its hard for me when you are alone
I know the part of the Women when you want to say sweet
They always dissapear and you go to sleep
I look at you often when you are sleeping
you look so not worried
You get up at 06:00 so you wont be late for work
you make a coffey, wash your face
After morning Cigarre on the street you see Neighbours
Nervous because of small paychecks, bad marriage
I remember your words "Come home before the dark"
AFter job you sleep 1-2 hours, wash dirty dishes
Wash our clothes on hand,
And when you lost your job i rremember every moment
Broken with sad face, you were crying infront of TV
ANd me like man from retroviser didnt know how to make you feel better
so i cried with you
Always in debts , we were loaning money
Were swimming in problems, non-stop got in debts


It doesnt rhyme when it son englsih, but atleast you can understand some of it

[Oliver]

I think you're supposed to write it yourself.

[TruthSvensson]

yo yo
my black
yo yo
my peanut butter
yo yo
i love kfc
yo yo
watermelon rocks


edit: THIS CENCOR THING RUINED MY RHYME!

[Squeak]

yo yo
my black
yo yo
my peanut butter
yo yo
i love kfc
yo yo
watermelon rocks


edit: THIS CENCOR THING RUINED MY RHYME!

inb4 shitstorm

[Eugene]

been a long time but im back here
took a day off, sip'd some syr'p, drunk some beer
you know who i be, its me again eugene
yeah bow down nigga, you know who the real king


I got to share with you some of my deepest secretes
got some things still up in the closet, unsolved business
all you sitting-at-home cats, talking all the crazyness
to be honest ya'll sound like a bunch or crying babies

why you saying this and that about lil wayne?
hes a fake, hes a slub, he aint got no game?
he ruined hip hip, and all his shit is lame?
now listen up ill give you this lesson once again

cant understand his words?
then you dont know how this works
Wayne spits fire, try to pay attention, cuz this shit burns
go look up the lyrics, it'll help you translate
talented nigga, something like the Bill Gates
matter fact, this subject aint even up for debates

his beat is so hot and flow is so ice cold
unlike the other rappers, he makes money work
eats and sleeps in the studio, now thats work
more dedication then U.S. marine corps.


you try to prove this and try prove that
main stream sucks and bla bla bla
you a pussy nigga, i bet you got wiskers
and like Weezy said, i paper chase till i get blisters

dont believe me? think this shit is fake?
me and drix are cats who he insparate
we do our thing with no crossroads
and now look who got the biggest votes


b*tch you know who you are

[Drix]

Damn nigga, ya votes are tuff
a bizness man guy owning on this stuff
But wach your back oh shi' look whos back
D'B masta' right on track.
who ever says D'B wack then dork is a hater
am a motherf**kin legend i can beat force of nature
You'll take more tips then a waiter, cos my thing is so hoot
Everybody knows that D'B got more balls then a golf club Ya hear?
fuckin wid me i

[Eugene]

bump.
anyone else?

[Call_me_Dad]

Eugene rhymes are nice,
but i voted drix because he will always have words when others run out of them .

I feel stupid when I imagine myself holding a colt, poppin around bullets, hangin around with homies, yay gangsta shit....
So, ill stay out of spit shit.

Here some rhymes for argonath, added after gandals's rhymes:

The summers of 2006 a seed was sown....
Nurtured and cared by he founders well known....
time has passed...the tree has grown.....
awarding the world, the world of its own.

We wave the flag with the tree in its crest.
We welcome guests who care for their nest.
The Ban Hammer is always there for the rest.
The Name is Argonath, RPG at its best.

tried to compare Argo with a tree. coincidentally, theres a tree in Argo's flag...minas tirith or wateva.
ill try to figure some paras with heavier words, coz this one sounds a lil childish poem

[tiderman]

So are you guys gonna rap it.. like record it or..

[Eugene]

So are you guys gonna rap it.. like record it or..

I tryed that with my $7 wallmart mic but its crap.. and I dont really feel like buying good mic and spending time in recording it..
idk maybe sometime later..

[Squeak]

Yo, I got my homies (insert name of everyone on the record here)
Drop a lil' something like this,
Fuck a bitch ass hoe (hoe)
kill a nigga named john doe (doe)
get paper like my nigga joe (joe)
slap a bitch while I ride on 20's (20's)
and we all making serious money (money)
Repeat that hook over 9000 times throughout the track, feature thirty different people on it, finally drop a sega beat on that shit, and you have yourself a hit record, my friends.