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Reply #75 on: June 18, 2007, 12:46:35 am
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death.

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Reply #76 on: June 18, 2007, 01:14:10 am
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are

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Reply #77 on: June 18, 2007, 01:31:29 am
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay

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Reply #78 on: June 18, 2007, 01:35:18 am
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends

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Reply #79 on: June 18, 2007, 01:36:22 am
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello'

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Reply #80 on: June 18, 2007, 01:46:53 am
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they

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Reply #81 on: June 18, 2007, 01:50:18 am
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Reply #83 on: June 18, 2007, 11:23:03 am
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Reply #84 on: June 18, 2007, 12:10:28 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos

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Reply #85 on: June 18, 2007, 12:16:40 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos

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Reply #86 on: June 18, 2007, 12:19:00 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls

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Reply #87 on: June 18, 2007, 12:33:16 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and

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Reply #88 on: June 18, 2007, 12:35:52 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really


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Reply #89 on: June 18, 2007, 12:37:51 pm
There once was a PandaMoose who ate a Donkey, however the donkey had turned to a Horse's arse!
After eating the MonkeySnake and then he fucked a little Gandalf doggy Chinaman.
Suddenly came the wrinkly old Shatbag.
We ran the Scottish people to a slaughterhouse but they survived the orgy of gay sex with Abraham and =AV=Sharkbait. Unfortunately, Gird3r had aids. After sleeping Abraham was Impotent. Cumming everywhere except. he came on the Pandamoose and the pornography didn't stop his duck sucking and licking... I punched Trojan, Trojan punched himself and fell. He then got back up and beat the shit out of Brad, causing Brad's death. Potatoes are Abraham's gay friends. 'Hello analsex!' they fucked Abraham in the Whorehouse With Dildos and Rubber-Balls and Really Erected

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