Press "Connect" from SAMP, then it loads the San Andreas Multiplayer screen, press Windows + Alt and right-click on taskbar (Or Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE on Windows Vista/7), open Task Manager, goto "Processes" Tab, Right click gta_sa.exe, Click End process, click Yes, press "Connect" again, it should load SAMP, if your game is same as I have..
And for the nocd patch, I have my MSN on profile, so add me WITH message who you are..