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Reply #720 on: May 05, 2010, 06:10:57 pm
I will co-operate.

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Reply #721 on: May 06, 2010, 04:15:19 pm

''Once a Corleone, always a Corleone.''


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Reply #722 on: May 06, 2010, 04:34:59 pm
Ingame Nickname AND Character Name (warning, see point #9 of application rules):
Real-Life Age AND Ingame Age:
How long have you played on Argonath RPG:
How long have you played as a cop:
Are you a United States of Argonath Citizen (do you have a passport)?:
Do you have a driver's license (issued by driving school)?:
Have you read all "SAPD Police Procedures" topics?
Are you able to use TeamSpeak (no microphone needed):
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If yes, explain your previous rank in SAPD, did you resign, rejected or fired?
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Reply #723 on: May 06, 2010, 04:49:16 pm
 :weed:  :wow:

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Reply #724 on: May 06, 2010, 04:51:14 pm
 i was banned fron the server i dont know why my online name was haydn_hobbs_2, haydn_hobbs_3, haydn_hobbs_4, haydn_hobbs_5, haydn_hobbs_6, haydn_hobbs_7, haydn_hobbs_8, haydn_hobbs_9, haydn_hobbs_10, haydn_hobbs_11, haydn_hobbs_12, haydn_hobbs_13, judgereaper, snippysnipskin and some others i cant remember but I DID NOTHING WRONG



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Reply #725 on: May 07, 2010, 12:40:10 pm
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-GiacJr (Sorry if it was Paruni :P)



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Reply #726 on: May 07, 2010, 03:04:29 pm
damn you chuck_noris!

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Reply #727 on: May 07, 2010, 03:11:38 pm
83.169.10.249:7777 (it's Paruni)


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Reply #729 on: May 07, 2010, 04:45:19 pm

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Reply #730 on: May 07, 2010, 05:18:30 pm
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Reply #731 on: May 07, 2010, 05:23:44 pm



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Reply #732 on: May 07, 2010, 10:33:41 pm
/give 65 weed 20

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Reply #733 on: May 08, 2010, 05:48:29 pm
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross!!
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the o
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

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Reply #734 on: May 08, 2010, 06:05:05 pm
i'm used to using myspace, i don't use any facebook waacckk ass shiit



 


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