1000 ways to die

[Nighteyes]

190. Count 1 till 1337 in 1 seconds.

[MisterSjeiks]

191. Get old (Soo saad D:)

[Spikmun]

192: Get run over by a bus on your way home from buying a knife to kill yourself

[Alarba]

193: Jump off a big bridge while hearing "I will survive"

[Spikmun]

194

LOL Read this one somewhere -
1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 meters short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
4. Glue your hand to your head.
5. Jump!

The result: at 10 meters from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 meters from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

A truly great way to die.

[Gerrie = Banned (Daco)]

195: Marry ElMartu. :roll:

[MisterSjeiks]

196. Meet Mr. Gun and his kids, the Bullets.

[Void]

197. Parkour

[Altair_Carter]

85. Attempting to f**k with Chuck (Norris)

I read first:

Attempting to fuck with Chase (Norris)

198: Shout "Ansip loh" 10 times in the Estonian Government

[Janar]

198: Shout "Ansip loh" 10 times in the Estonian Government

Lol

199: Take a sleep on railroad.

[MisterSjeiks]

200. C-c-c-combo BREAKER!

[Void]

201. Failing a Kong Vault of an 4 store building

[Salmonella]

202. Buy yourself too much guitars, get arrested for scamming the government by not paying rents, end up in jail and get killed by a Neo nazi who previously kidnapped 2 kids.

[Grovyle]

2003: Typing "kill" at console, then getting assraped by abusive admins.
WIN!!!!!111111

[Estador]

204: Make a headlock and shit on face.