can you say Uh-oh Spaghetti-O's .....
Can you say horribly clichéd term?
Anyway, it seems you can't take a joke against your nation as statistics show that nearly half of all UK (not british) marriages end in divorce. Don't be so hung up on "Omg he iz beatin on the yoo ess of aaa!" and let the light-hearted comment pass by for once.
Anyway back on track, get married you two dammit!