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DPD Operations Manual (Copied from ARPD forum) (Funny)

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Offline Janar

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Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 03:43:35 pm
Quote from: jcstodds on February 24, 2010, 03:10:42 pm
Situation: You have been pulled over by a supermoustache, such as LSPD Captain Vincent Vice for speeding.
Solution: Obviously, you do not need this on your record. When Captain Vice approaches you, salute him with a "German Greeting" or "Hitler Greeting." If this does not persuade him into letting you go, make fun of every race you can think of, but not the white people. Black jokes earn you extra points. If you are black yourself, look to solutions above.

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Reply #16 on: February 27, 2010, 07:19:28 pm
Quote from: Vince on February 24, 2010, 10:20:56 pm
I am mentioned in there, I'm the mustache guy. :evil:
Holy crap RUN people :o


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Reply #17 on: October 26, 2014, 08:25:57 pm
Reminds me good old times, definitely worth this bump.


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Reply #18 on: October 26, 2014, 08:50:21 pm
Ah yes, this was before everyone was forced to be SAPD and could actually have some fun on duty.

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Reply #19 on: October 27, 2014, 07:26:19 am
Quote from: [NP]Monte Montague on February 24, 2010, 09:00:31 pm
:mad:


You took the words right outta my mouth, people who posted above....


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OHHHH now I get it! all this time you were following those instructions... why didn't you tell us so :|


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Reply #20 on: October 28, 2014, 08:50:28 pm
Oh yea! nice bump on this jewel, you can still find the complete version on the ARPD forums! this has been my bible since i became a sheriff!


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Reply #21 on: October 28, 2014, 09:31:05 pm
Quote from: Miller786 on October 28, 2014, 08:50:28 pm
Oh yea! nice bump on this jewel, you can still find the complete version on the ARPD forums! this has been my bible since i became a sheriff!

The hell are you talkin' 'bout boy, my only bible is Jesus' words himself.

* stormeus opens his pocket bible.

* stormeus struggles to make out all of the words.

Goddamn city folk.


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Reply #22 on: October 29, 2014, 12:21:49 am
I still remember this.  :D

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Reply #23 on: October 29, 2014, 08:25:00 am
Quote from: stormeus on October 28, 2014, 09:31:05 pm
The hell are you talkin' 'bout boy, my only bible is Jesus' words himself.

* stormeus opens his pocket bible.

* stormeus struggles to make out all of the words.

Goddamn city folk.
Shut the hell up vice city punk! i never saw a goddamn cow in that shithole! (xDD)


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Reply #24 on: October 29, 2014, 05:22:23 pm
Thx filling my spare time useless... I laught alot :lol:


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Reply #25 on: October 29, 2014, 07:51:13 pm
Quote from: Miller786 on October 29, 2014, 08:25:00 am
i never saw a goddamn cow in that shithole! (xDD)
Ehm, hi.  :gand:


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Reply #26 on: October 30, 2014, 01:22:29 pm
Quote from: Khm. on October 29, 2014, 07:51:13 pm
Ehm, hi.  :gand:
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Reply #27 on: November 10, 2014, 09:24:37 pm


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Reply #28 on: November 11, 2014, 02:17:17 am
Jcstodds, Argonaths most creative RPer. :janek:

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Reply #29 on: November 15, 2014, 05:46:40 pm
This reminds me of the good old days with the BCSD, even though our roleplay was far more serious, still, we had some fun things now and then :D

Over 10 years in Argonath

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