hehe :hurray:
hmmmmm.... The Lord of the Rings is a series of erotic novels based on the songs of Led Zeppelin. It was written during the Ice Age by J.R.R.R.R.R.S.T.F.U.R.R.R.R.R.R.S.T.U.V . Tall Keen, who was on extremely heavy drugs at the time. It lay in virtual obscurity until 1995, when someone or other (no relation) was convicted of Hating the Classics and sentenced to Make a Really Bad Movie About One of Them. It has been called one of the greatest classics (I think it was by my friend Lance Bass, who said that after he fell off the toilet and hit his head) and is frequently considered to be "pretty darn good" by highly-educated readers, who can’t admit they didn’t really understand what was going on in the book. Not many people have actually read the book, because it’s extremely boring and full of useless crap, but those who have, have discovered that it’s sufficiently dull and loaded with pointless excrement. In spite (or possibly because) of this they have become die-hard LotR-geeks who dress up as the book’s characters and run a fan club. The reason why they do this for a book so boring is that they are convinced of their superiority, due to the fact that they have managed to do something most people haven’t; they've actually read the damn book. This is how the book's popularity increased; people thought there was actually something exciting in the book and then joined the fan club to perpetuate the self-delusion that they did all that work for nothing. The really smart people, of course, just saw the movie. Tolkien was writing another fourth book where Aragorn meets his war veteran buddy fron 'Nam and his cousin who was a middle aged New York City cop with marital problems and they go on an adventure to save the local youth center from Orc Capitalist contracters.
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