PRESENTING: Two PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES you can unleash your INNER IDIOT WITH

[Leon.]

IN MAI datetime GIMME date LIKE DATE

SO IM LIKE FIBBING WIT N OK?
    LOL ITERATE FIBONACCI TERMS LESS THAN N /LOL
    SO GOOD N BIG LIKE EASTERBUNNY
    BTW, FIBONACCI LIKE BUNNIES! LOL
    U BORROW CHEEZBURGER
    U BORROW CHEEZBURGER
    I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER
    HE CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER
    WHILE I CUTE?
        I AND HE CAN HAZ HE AND I ALONG WITH HE
        IZ HE BIG LIKE N?
            KTHXBYE
        U BORROW HE
IZ __name__ KINDA LIKE "__main__"?
    COMPLAIN "NOW IZ" AND DATE OWN today THING
    IZ BIGNESS ARGZ OK KINDA LIKE 1?
        N CAN HAS 100
    NOPE?
        N CAN HAS NUMBR ARGZ LOOK AT 1!!
    GIMME EACH I IN UR FIBBING WIT N OK?
        VISIBLE I

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
    VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE
GUES WAT GUISE

RITE HER IZ A NIZE FEW PROGRAM LANGWAGES WAR YU CAN TAIP LIEK A IDIT

HER SUM LINKZ 4 U KTHNXBAI HAV FUN

http://www.dalkescientific.com/writings/diary/archive/2007/06/01/lolpython.html
http://lolcode.com/

[Kent]

Useless begin, useless post, useless topic 

[Pandalink]

lol

[Leon.]

Useless begin, useless post, useless topic 

Useless to you.
Not useless to computer enthusiasts who bothered to use their brains.

[Bilbo]

I'm a computer enthusiast, I'm studying computers (ICT) in college, and I still can't understand what the heck you are trying to say.

[smey]

It's just that instead of using normal programming syntax of Python, you will use a retarded form.

[Leon.]

IcyAero -.-

[lmpurity]

http://lolcode.com/
 

[Jason_Wade]

lol

[Ziad]

I'm a computer enthusiast, I'm studying computers (ICT) in college, and I still can't understand what the heck you are trying to say.

same thing i didn't understand no any word :P

[Pandalink]

IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
    VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

    Do Until var = 10
        var = var + 1
    Loop
End Sub

[Leon.]

ARE YOU RETARDED?
IT'S NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT I'M SAYING, IT'S UNDERSTANDING THE FUCKING LANGUAGE

Jesus Christ, if I'd known I'd be born in a world of idiots ignorant people, I would have asked for an abortion before hand.

[RailWayGuy]

wat.

[(tr)Ollie]

wat.

You haz to be a computer g33k to understand it.

[Alarba]

Hardware support for sure.