($)\--_--/($) Alarba's Loaning Service ($)\--_--/($)

[Alarba]

($)\--_--/($) Alarba's Loaning Service ($)\--_--/($)

Because all I want is the costumer to be happy, and to have my pocket full of money... to give to needy children of course...
Originally created by Marco, back in 2009, the company strives to keep his clients happy, with low interest rates, a good overall money fund and insane time deadlines!


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Loan Ammount / Interest Rates / Deadline :
- $1 -> $150,000 / 5% / 2 weeks
- $150,000 -> $300,000 / 3,5% / 3 weeks
- $300,000 -> $500,000 / 6% / 1 months
- $500,000 -> $1,000,000 / 10% / 2 months


Fund Ammount : $1,000,000

- You have to be active in the server for atleast 2 weeks to request a loan.
- If the time limit for the payment exceeds the agreed value or the maximum value, you will be taken to court and we will demand a full payback, plus, we will demand an extra 10% of the loan. Therefor, 110% of the loan with go to us if you break the agreement. ( According to price of the loan, we can escalate it to 120%. )
- We accept no kind of excuses such as " The dog ate my money " , "The aliens kidnapped my money! " or " I was robbed / looted " , the last case is only accepted if you go on court against the robber and you win, we demand 5% of the money you win on court. If you don't, our set of laywers will take care of buzzinezz.
- Both interest rates and deadlines can be negotiated.


Application form :

Name:
Last Name:
Age:
What is the destiny of the loan:
Is the loan going to be rentable? If yes, tell us how much you think it will rent:
The value of the loan :

Your signature -   X _____________
(By signing you agree with all the terms of the loan)
Disclaimer. This company belongs exclusivly to Alarba. The company holds all rights over the loan. The company is represented in both bank and stock market. The company WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE if the loan is used for illegal porpuses , and I quote " - Any lies on the application form will bring you to justice. If you lie in any parameter, you will be charged of fraud. " and i quote "What is the destiny of the loan " . This company will do EVERYTHING TO ENFORCE THE ACOMPLISHMENT OF THE CONTRACT, COURT IS A VIABLE OPTION. Any attempt to bribe / blackmail the company will result in a heavy punishment. The contract and rules MAY change at ANY time, WITHOUT WARNING.

[Denlow]

i liek.

[Alarba]

corrected, damn forum bugs >.>

[Klaus]

Your telling me you have enough money to loan people 20k?

[Alarba]

Once the money bug get's fixed, yes.

[danigold1]

Once the money bug get's fixed, yes.

sure.....  :roll:

[Alarba]

sure.....  :roll:

Well i hope so :s

[Denlow]

Your telling me you have enough money to loan people 20k?

Stop acting a chav to us you still owe me 35k.  :evil:

[Alarba]

Stop acting a chav to us you still owe me 35k.  :evil:

You got him

[Meepy]

This looks like a cool thing to do Alarba. I like it

[Alarba]

Making small updates at a time.
Post Merge: June 06, 2010, 07:29:16 pmRE-Updated

[Klaus]

you still owe me 35k.  :evil:

Yeah, just don't expect it anytime soon

[Denlow]

Yeah, just don't expect it anytime soon

[Aldo]

Do you guys loan cookies?

[danigold1]

Do you guys loan cookies?

its a loaning service, not a bakery!